Waddup demons, its ya girl

Blackout poetry exists on a dual axis from "banal" to "insightful" on the input side and "kind of deep" to "incredibly fucking dumb" on the output side, and while taking something banal and producing something kind of deep is well and fine, for my money taking something insightful and rendering it incredibly fucking dumb is where the real art is.

#i stuck the word 'banal' in there twice specifically so that 'anal' would be low hanging fruit#but i genuinely did not anticipate 'banana' --@prokopetz

fascinated by jeff the killer tbh. everyone in that creepypasta has generic white usamerican names (jeff, keith, barbara, billy, etc.) except for jeff the killer's doe eyed little brother liu. why is he liu. is liu chinese? it's okay if he's chinese. is jeff also chinese? has jeff the killer been chinese this whole time? am I a bad person?

i love doing research and finding out information that was entirely not what i was looking for. what do you mean it takes a week by boat down the nile to get from cairo to luxor

yugioh au where it actually takes the full week to get to the valley of kings and during that time yugi and atem are actually forced to come to terms with what they really want and who they are together and the fact that atem leaving might literally kill them both but they still ultimately feel a sense of obligation toward what’s expected of them so atem still ends up leaving. or they come up with a horrible plan that actually gets them both killed. or it doesn’t get them killed but they still run off alone into egypt without knowing a lick of arabic which is also a problem. the possibilities are endless here

I can be normal about things. Don't look at my blog.

getting banned over a glitched report that was never actually filed, only to be unbanned out if nowhere 3 months later and then immediately banned again within a matter of hours, is honestly the most pjackk thing to ever happen to someone on this site

every time you revlog this post, a new baby spider is born #miracleoflife

nevermind post cancelled he's dead again

kids were roleplaying with minecraft figurines and one of them had their figure go up to the other and say “i’m in love with you” and the other one replied “sword slash to the chest. and you’re on fire”