Ravings of a Lunatic

@uwathebestgirl

mihoyo fans always talk about how gachas have increased production budget now like I'm supposed to be grateful

"now every game has an open world now instead of just jpegs and slideshows!" and I'll never forgive you for it. i don't want botw I want the slideshows

all mihoyo have done is standardize the 50/50 and made gacha players more pretentious and annoying. what has a dodge or parry button ever done for me

Man I love the ragdolls in toku so much. The absurd bouncing off shit pinball style. The head and limbs snapping around at crazy angles. Bonkers and beloved.

im so fucking stupid

i'm crying laughing this is so funny

If you play your cards right when you die you get to be a poison ghost instead of a regular ghost

me: yeah, so one of your most famous works is actually just that commission of a woman that you kept. Honestly, it's less of the piece itself that lead to its fame and more the mystery surrounding it, so I was hoping you could clear that up the decayed corpse of Leonardo Da Vinci that I resurrected: Hai detto che hanno chiamato una tartaruga che combatte il crimine con il mio nome?

Hang on let me translate something real quick

Yeah this is funny

checked the twitter "for you" page for the first time in a good while, first post I see is an argument between two libertarians in which one tracked down the grave of the other belligerents dead brother and took a photograph of himself standing over it with a shovel threatening to build a chair with his bones

Nobody who has seen this has ever forgotten about it.