My dentist never gives me feetie warmers.

You’re probably not likely to claw the dentist’s face off.

You don’t know that

Red guy listening to smash mouth and getting allergic reactions all the time and no one can tell because hes red

the world is beautiful we have transgender people and images

and we have sandwiches

What if there was a immature young man who worked as a cook in a fast food restaurant and could not get a driver’s license despite his best efforts? Now imagine he is a sponge.

yeah it's to keep his public image closer to "wow isnt he so goofy look at him with sunscreen on his nose" than to "golly he owns a lot of land in hawaii and radicalized your grandparents and we should have the same hate in our voices when we talk about him as we do with people like musk"

might watch piss in boots just for the wolf dude not because hes hot or anything he just seems like a sick cool character i need to experience. like I'm genuinely not attracted to him but every shot i see he's super evil and cool and i need to know the story

whoever put I and U keys next to each other deserves the death penalty