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renting an apartment in boston is just like "yeah none of the doors actually close so we keep a cinder block in each room to push the door in. rent is $5000 a month"

dorry and broggy are basically married right?? you can't be locked in intense homoerotic battle for over a century with someone without basically being married at that point

my roommates are out of state for the weekend and i just threw up twice and now i'm paranoid that i'll throw up in my sleep and aspirate it and die

facial hair and boobs are just such an iconic duo. trans people with both facial hair and boobs are my favorite people to look at

imagine writing a diss track verse where one of your main points is how good of a chr*stian you are and how your opponent probably casting spells before hitting the mic and not thinking that's the biggest self own in history lmaooo

maybe gay shipping wouldn't be such a prominent thing if most people had real life examples of men in happy, healthy, fulfilling relationships with each other that didn't boil down to who can commit the most violence against each other, themselves, and the people (esp women) around them