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I am not TME, I am not TMA, both of those labels are bullshit. As a nonbinary person, you are essentially expecting me to tell you what genitals I have in order to lump me into one of your Gender-Binary-But-Make-It-Woke categories. TMA/TME users stay away.
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This is about the sexiness of The Golden Girls but I really feel the need to remind the world of how fucking progressive this show was.
In the episode 72 hours, we find out Rose may have contracted AIDs during an emergency gallbladder surgery.
Rose: Why me, Blanche? I'm tired of pretending I feel okay so you won't say, 'Take it easy', and I'm tired of you saying 'Take it easy' because you're afraid I'm going to fall apart. Dammit, why is this happening to me? I mean, this isn't supposed to happen to people like me. You must've gone to bed with hundreds of men. All I had was one innocent operation. Blanche: Hey, wait a minute! Are you saying this should be me and not you? Rose: No! No, I'm just saying that I am a good person. Hell, I'm a goody-two-shoes! Blanche: AIDS is not a bad person's disease, Rose, it is not God punishin' people for their sins!
In Isn't it romantic? we find out Dorothy's childhood best friend is a lesbian who recently lost her partner. She confesses she has feelings for Rose. Rose turns her down but makes it clear that she still wants to be friends even though she doesn't return those feelings.
Sophia: Jean is a nice person. She happens to like girls instead of guys. Some people like cats instead of dogs.
Jean: Rose, about last night. I should never have said anything. Rose: You only said what you were feeling. Jean: It's just that this last year has been so difficult for me. Pat was the person I planned to spend the rest of my life with. And when she died, I just felt so terribly alone. Empty. I thought I could never care for anyone again. Until I met you. I just got very confused. I hope I didn't make you uncomfortable. Rose: Well, I have to admit that I don't understand these kinds of feelings. But if I did understand, if I were, you know, like you, I'd be very flattered and proud that you thought of me that way.
Ebbtide's Revenge gives us Phil's funeral, and Sophia addressing him wearing women's clothes.
Rose: So what if he was different? It's okay that you loved him. Sophia: I did love him. He was my son, my little boy. But every time I saw him I wondered what I did, what I said, when was the day I did whatever I did to make him the way he was. Angela Petrillo: What he was Sophia, was a good man.
Sister of the Bride, where Blanche's brother Clayton brings his boyfriend to town, because they're planning on getting married.
Blanche: Oh, look, I can accept the fact that he's gay, but why does he have to slip a ring on this guy's finger so the whole world will know? Sophia: Why did you marry George? Blanche: We loved each other. We wanted to make a lifetime commitment. Wanted everybody to know. Sophia: That's what Doug and Clayton want, too. Everyone wants someone to grow old with. And shouldn't everyone have that chance?
There are so many episodes I could sit here and quote but this show is still so important. It isn't perfect, there are jokes that definitely don't land that I will not sit here and defend, but in the context of when it was created? This show is a fucking masterpiece and deserves respect for that.
And this was during the Reagan/Bush years.
I think that this show hit as hard as it did because it was during Reagan/Bush
@tempusedax-rerum pointed out this is actually a really good DBT skill and if Bill managed to put it to use, it would be a huge step forward in therapy for him. and I think that would make him really mad
Im always like "i will not add my two cents. i will not add my two cents" but i cant lie the pennies are getting sweaty in my hand
so cute
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Sustingus!
ofc you have blue hair and pronouns ,
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UNTAGGED JAX ON MY DASH AGAIN
*has several debilitating disorders* idk maybe i'm just lazy
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we need legislation banning games >100GB
OPTIMIZE YOUR SHIT BETTER THERE IS NO EXCUSE FOR A 150GB GAME!!!
upon reviewing the notes I'm changing my position. games must be <50GB. no more mandatory 8k uncompressed textures!!! I don't believe in 8k I think it's fake
to be clear games really ought to be around 20 gigs or less. but I think in the spirit of generosity and mercy we won't criminally prosecute the developers until the file sizes breaks 50
Helldivers 2 heard you and went from 156 to 23
wait is that real
just looked it up. holy fuck. they did it by de-duplicating assets. I'm just. my jaw is on the floor. supposedly duplicating assets helps load times on HDDs but. holy fuck at what cost
it's worse than that: The Helldivers devs were told that duplicating assets would help HDD load times, but then they actually tested it and it had basically zero effect on load times!
So they had more than sextupled the size of their game by following industry standard practice that actually did basically nothing!
Shit got so crazy I had to pull out Milanote to make a "shipping" chart based on what we actually saw in the show. The Skeld crew is a fucking disaster, ESPECIALLY the right-bottom side of this chart.
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finally! finished my humanisations of the among us show crew <3
dont forget. they're they/them.
owen dennis i didn't know you played with doomed coworker yaouri sunshine fell first x grumpy fell harder like that
Among us !!
Orange... Orange... I forgot them...
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The fact Purple literally falls asleep in Cyan’s hug all while Yellow and Brown are lecturing both of them is so cute, Purple really was like “ah yes, the perfect environment for a quick nap, surrounded by friends yelling at me and in a hug”
Also the fact the show actually separates Yellow and Brown before killing each of them individually is mad evil, these bitches are inseparable, they should’ve both died in each other’s arms at the same time
Hot Dog...? The "meat" is made of something called a "water sausage."
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((cattail - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Typha - "Many parts of Typha plants are edible to humans, with various parts being usable throughout the year. The starchy rhizomes are nutritious, with a protein content comparable to that of maize or rice." ))
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Meat Factory - A short repeating 2 note track with the filename "mus_st_meatfactory".
* Fried dough balls. Of Octopus.
* Didn't you want to try it? It's only 2G. * It's only for free.
* Hmm... octopus? It just tastes like... raw...
* Onion? ... yeah, no thanks.
* No.
* It doesn't have REAL octopus in it, right?
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Kris, if you have any protein, you must keep it hidden, and never let anyone see it.
The cats are not too smart, but once they find a target, they never stop chasing it until they get bored.
And when they find you, they bite... very, VERY, hard.
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Egg
It's evidence. You'll know what it was evidence for when it happens.
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* (Well, there is a man here.)
* (He offered you something.)
* (You received an Egg.)
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* ... someone gave it to you?
* HAHAHA!! YEAH RIGHT!!! You stole it, didn't you!?
* Well, c'mon!! Let's eat it and hide the evidence!!
* (You and Susie shared the heart-shaped box of candies.)
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THE FIRST HERO. THE CAGE, WITH HUMAN SOUL AND PARTS!
