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I am not TME, I am not TMA, both of those labels are bullshit. As a nonbinary person, you are essentially expecting me to tell you what genitals I have in order to lump me into one of your Gender-Binary-But-Make-It-Woke categories. TMA/TME users stay away.
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white is honestly the hardest one of the crewmates to humanize bc i dont know how to make them look like a white rich kid without leaning too far towards masculine or too far towards feminine
REDRAW FROM CG5’S MASQUERADE PARTYYYY!!! +camcap
Am i the only one who immediately thought of Cilan from Pokemon when seeing Flowery's sprite?? Cause immediately after his intro animation i saw his full get up and i just. Instantly got reminded of cilan??
They're both grass types, wear vests, have upty hair do's, are anime boys and can be really theatrical and performative. And are just overall good guys
"Flowers bloom in your heart!!" sounds like something Cilan would say too??
And Flowery would say "its evaluation time!!" ???
Cilan would be more lawful good and flowery is more leaning towards chaotic good do you catch my drift. They both have that older brother sort of theatrical mentor essence i cant explain
Polycrew type shit
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lalala. lime expression sheet i like their bandana
"Why the hell did you even call it that?"
Stupid idea I had. I need to draw more Knight Dess too, I think she's really cool.
Tenna for Tumblr Sexyman 2026!
(please consider voting for him, I worked very hard on this drawing)
Some reasons to vote for Tenna:
He made a huge cultural impact online, spawning many AU's, fanfiction, fanart, ASMR Videos, a dating sim fangame and much more! People are feral for this TV!
He's middle aged, past his prime and terrified of becoming obsolete (so we must show him that he's loved!)
He's bad with modern technology and doesn't even know what an e-mail is
He is a deeply flawed, relatable comfort character for many
He'd be the FIRST object head to win the contest!
He is canonically queer
He canonically whines when he's asking for a walk
He introduced a lot of people to wireplay and contributed a lot to the entire robo smut genre (a lot of new tags exist solely because of him)
He is around 15 feet tall and can shrink to the size of an ant ("Tall enough to be a giant, handsome, apron- wearing older husband, and small enough so he can be like a glooby, cute pet that can be kept in a cage.")
He was originally supposed to look more like an Ant and had four arms in his early concept drawings
He'd do ANYTHING to entertain you and is desperate for validation
He has abandonment issues and deeply misses his ex who also happens to be a tumblr sexyman
He's emotionally unstable and has rapid moodswings
He would definetly cry and be depressed for weeks if he lost the contest
He's a single dad who loves his daughter
He is traumatized and just wants to be loved
Vote for Tenna here if you love TV!
💬 8661 🔁 29146 ❤️ 37462 · Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt
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Finding out Hans Zimmer is a transphobe genuinely had me falling to my knees
Thank you blastybaku for explaining this!/gen
If you've ever heard a movie score and thought "holy shit, this is incredible", there's like, a 50% chance it was Hans Zimmer who composed it.
This is a pretty major letdown, ngl.
Anyways, fuck transphobes, which includes Hans Zimmer, apparently.
Anyway shoutout to John Williams, amazing composer and probably the one who made the other 50% of "holy shit amazing" soundtracks (Jurassic Park, Star Wars, Superman, and incidentally the original Harry Potter theme and score) who famously worked closely with the first openly transgender woman to be nominated for an Academy Award, Angela Morley. He respected her, and so far as I can see, has never made transphobic remarks.
Heat waves.
politicians will name their proposals "the act to defend freedom and justice by the honesty coalition of friendship" and the contents will be a comprehensive plan on how the state should spike the tap water with giardia and start guillotining elderly golden retrievers in public
surprisingly forward-thinking of jim henson and co. to make a female character in the 70's that's allowed to be loud-mouthed and violent and kind of overwhelmingly romantic and even a huge bitch at times and not have a moment where any character asks her to change
going through all the muppet movies in a row made me realize that like. miss piggy was made in the 70's. and it's so rare even today to have a character like her. she's loud, she's selfish, she's funny, she's extremely vain, she's obsessed with romance, she's violent, she's kind of annoying, and there's not a single moment in any of these films where she's asked to tone down any of these personality traits. i am not joking when i say that miss piggy might be one of the best treated female characters ever written
if you’re gonna use the music cap’n made For clover as gaster’s pirate theme then they should be part of the pirate crew. no i didnt say they’d Want to be part of thr pirate crew. cap’n and clover’s horrible final date
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imagine a goat with a hat
STOP-
what hat did you give the goat what is the instinctual hat you gave to this goat
the Knight waiting outside Flower King for Kris to make the Dark Fountain after the Weird Route
