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I am not TME, I am not TMA, both of those labels are bullshit. As a nonbinary person, you are essentially expecting me to tell you what genitals I have in order to lump me into one of your Gender-Binary-But-Make-It-Woke categories. TMA/TME users stay away.
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Another public service announcement. This time it’s air quality. Some of you are probably in it already if you’re in eastern Canada, New England or New York, but it’s sliding south, a huge mass of wildfire smoke. Please be careful. When it starts getting bad, especially, like when the sky gets orange or brownish, it’s best to run air purifiers in the house and wear N95 or KN95 masks when you have to go outside.
It harms your lungs and it’s especially bad for children (and pets!) or anyone with health problems. There are all kinds of chemicals in that smoke. It’s not only trees that are burning. The heat already makes it harder to breath. This makes it worse.
If any of you are experiencing it, feel free to tell about it in the comments. 💚
Also, throw out the mask every day and shower before you get in bed if you’ve been out or you’ll be breathing the particles all night. Stuff like that. It gets all over you, your skin, your hair, your clothes.
Additional tips from someone who's been through the 2017 California bushfire season and almost had a fire burn his house down and also went through the 2019-2020 Black Summer in Australia:
If you have painting/hazardous material respirators (elastomeric respirators) and are an at-risk group (asthmatics, people with COPD, small children, elderly, a pregnant person), wear those if you need to go outside for any reason. They'll block more than N95s. Just be sure they have a proper seal. If you don't have asthma or any lung issues that make smoke particularly dangerous to you, do NOT go panic-buying respirators. At-risk groups and anyone particularly susceptible to smoke shouldn't be outside AT ALL during bushfires, but we all know shit happens so let's leave the respirators for people who actually really need them. You're going to need at least P95 filters, and if shit's real fucked (AQI in the high 300s or over) you'll need extra filters on hand because you'll have to replace your filters in about two weeks. Covering your mouth and nose with your shirt is better than nothing IN AN EMERGENCY but shouldn't be relied on at all for longer than a few minutes, and probably never relied on if you're an at-risk group.
If you have to go outside for any reason, wear swimming goggles. Trust me on this. If you don't have swimming goggles, put eye drops in your eyes before you go out. Smoke dehydrates the fuck out of your eyes and particles will agitate your eyes like hell. Eye drops help you flush all that crap out.
If you have central aircon with a "recirculate" setting, set it to that. (Or close your damper if possible.) It'll keep your home cool by recycling air from the inside instead of pulling contaminated air from outside. Additionally make sure your filter in your aircon unit is clean (and maybe get a few extra cuz you might need to replace them depending on how long the haze lasts).
If you're a risk group mentioned above and can get your hands on a HEPA filter that's compatible with your aircon unit (ignore any bullshit saying "HEPA-style" or "[bullshit percentage] HEPA", it needs to say "H[number] HEPA" like "H13 HEPA" or something similar) then you should use those for your aircon. They'll filter out particulates much better than regular aircon filters.
Try not to use a gas stove or burn any candles. They'll add more particles to your air. It's fine when there isn't a fire, because the rest of the air is clean, but when everything outside is smoky and your inside is more saturated with particles than usual, you're just adding more pollutants to the air you breathe.
Obviously don't leave any windows open, but if they can't close for whatever reason, do your best to bundle up a bath towel and stuff it into the opening. Additionally take towels and stuff them into the cracks under ALL doors leading outside. Smoke rises into the atmosphere above fires and then settles and sinks further away as it cools off (or it can be pushed down by temperature inversion). This is how you get that lingering haze that accompanies wildfire smoke and the black sky + red sun. Once it's cooled off enough it acts more like a fluid and really wants to make its way under your doors.
If you have to be outside for any reason, shower AS SOON AS YOU GET HOME. The smokers amongst us already know this but for the rest of you, smoke particles will cling to EVERYTHING including your skin and hair and you WILL be breathing in those particulates as long as you're not wearing PPE. Clothes should be washed as soon as you get home (just chuck em in the washer and hit the showers). If that's not possible for you, then you should designate one or two sets of clothing as strictly outside clothes, only wear them when you're outside, and put them into a plastic tote with a lid when you're not wearing them so they don't leech particulates into your home. There's a likelihood you'll have to use a degreasing soap on your body (like Dawn) and it's gonna suck for a while. Condition the fuck outta your hair cuz the Dawn will remove the smoke particulates better than anything else, but it'll also strip all the oils out of your hair. If your hair is particularly sensitive to brittleness or breakage and you're able to cover your hair somehow (for people with short hair this could be a baseball cap, for people with longer hair this could be anything from a hair bonnet to having to use a rubbish bag) then do that.
Additionally get some torches and batteries cuz the daytime is gonna be darker than you think. Lozenges are also a good idea as the smoke is likely to give you a sore throat if you're exposed to it enough.
This photo was taken at NOON in October of 2017 during California's bushfire season that year.
For all that the 1800s etiquette guides are--obviously--derangedly sexist from a modern perspective? They're also mindblowing in how casually they will assert things that MODERN DAY CONSERVATIVES would scream and cry and shit their pants about.
"People back then always married young it's natural!!!" Every single 1800s guide I've ever met casually mentions that, of course, you really shouldn't get married before you're at least 20, and waiting until 25 is usually better.
Or, like. Okay here's a long segment:
Just firmly going "it is crazy sexist to blame The Wife for overspending when thirty seconds of asking questions will immediately establish that her husband was outright lying to her about how much money they had. Talk to your wife like a normal person."
Or--okay, here. A section on being honest and not writing love letters in secret, because that's usually a good sign that there's something untoward going on....
....except that he then immediately acknowledges that sometimes, the reason you're hiding this from your parents is that your parents suck. That there are parents who frankly have not earned the right to approve or disapprove of your partner.
(I realize the phrasing there sounds a lot less strong than my summary, but--trust me on this. When you're familiar with the narrative voice of these kinds of books, this passage is downright radical. The mere acknowledgement that if you treat your kids badly, it's your own damn fault when they don't talk to you? I've genuinely never seen that before in this genre.
Don't freak out over "properly trained", either. It's just a linguistic shift--at the time, "training" was used the way we would say "raising" a child today. )
"Women should absolutely work if the family economy requires it, that is only reasonable. Trying to keep your 'status' at any cost is foolish" and "Of course the wife should be open with her opinions and have full knowledge of the family economy and affairs" - Miss Hartley (The Ladies' Book of Etiquette, and Manual of Politeness, 1860) telling off every rightwing and tradwife grifter
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It's been just over a year since Deltarune chapters 3 & 4 released! I did the 3D work, which mostly means Tenna 📺 I figured it's been long enough to share some "behind the scenes" stuff, starting with a look at the Maya file for his static poses...
I'd individually render the poses to get that early 3D shine ✨ Here's some of them at their original resolutions! I would work from text descriptions from Toby, and sometimes there'd be a Paint sketch to help out. Gigi drew the concept that I modeled from and some poses too!
I had a lot of fun pushing myself to match the dynamic poses Toby had in mind for Tenna - making him so crazy and expressive was something I couldn't have done without his prompts. He'd draw the faces on afterward too, which really brought Tenna to life!
(lots more after the Read More cut...!)
Here are some of the Paint sketches Toby drew to help me with specific Tenna poses! I love seeing his drawings LOL, genuinely really good and evocative 👍
There was a time when I was struggling to capture what he wanted for these specific Tenna poses… Until Toby acted them out himself, and I thought, "Ah, it's like that. I understand." and then I was able to make them just how he pictured them.
When looking through the renders and choosing what to share, I laughed at these two… Remember when Tenna had a gun? Remember when he bent over in a very specific way that might remind you of another, different image? No? Maybe you don't…? Well. Don't worry about it.
These ones are cute… Tenna is pretty cute sometimes! Has anyone ever thought this? Actually, before people knew he was going to be a strange 3D sprite the Whole Time, I was worried people wouldn't like the style and it'd sour people's views on him. I'm glad that didn't happen.
Toby thought it would be funny to have Tenna do some really smooth, mocapped animations sometimes - specifically free to use ones that often pop up in other things. An extra funny part to me is how many frames these take up in the game, and how his tails are stuck to his legs…
Speaking of mocap, Toby wanted Tenna to use custom mocap animations as far back as 2016 - Ten(na) years ago! I got an Xbox Kinect at the time and learnt how to set this up, but then never used it. Here's a look at messing with mocaped stuff again in 2022. So Normal.
Don't bother trying to help him here, he's just being dramatic 🙄
I particularly like these poses - I think I improvised most of these just based off the context they get used in… I always liked posing his tie and coat tails as if they were also parts of his body he could move. Which I guess they are?
After I rendered out the individual poses in high quality, I'd force the color palette to be limited to just a few shades and then I'd shrink the result down to pixel sized sprites. Like these! I'd tidy them up a little, but they'd really get improved on at the pixel scale by Clairvoire.
As well as Tenna's sprites, I also worked on his intro "movie"…! Seeing people be completely overloaded by this on first playthroughs would always make me laugh. In game, there's a ton of extra editing done by Everdraed, but my unedited cut looks like this ⬇️
This was the entire storyboard I had to work from, and I'm realizing now that there's the note "put him in car etc" that I never did and actually don't know what it would mean exactly. Working on this had me listen to the accompanying audio many times, but it's good so it's okay.
Here are a bunch of random clips of the Maya project for Tenna's intro movie. This is how movies get made, I think!! Yeah… Just like this.
Say it with him, folks!!
For the 3D Ralsei clip from the intro, Toby really wanted it to look a certain way, and drew more sketches for guiding me with this part than any other. They genuinely helped.
Remember how Toby's original storyboard has the note "covered in slime and shrinks"? That meant I had to learn how to make 3D slime. You can see my tech advancing here.
I'm really happy with how the final Tenna animation at the end of the intro movie turned out! It wouldn't look as good if it wasn't for some 2D animation to reference from SmallBuStudio, so thank you to them for the help! Tenna is cute… Huh, I already said that…?
Phew!! That's a lot of Tenna. I hope it was fun to look through my posts! Oh, one more thing - the Fangamer Mr. Tenna Figurine just straight up uses the 3D model I made, which I think is really funny and cool and nice. Check it out if you want! Thanks for reading!
Another public service announcement. This time it’s air quality. Some of you are probably in it already if you’re in eastern Canada, New England or New York, but it’s sliding south, a huge mass of wildfire smoke. Please be careful. When it starts getting bad, especially, like when the sky gets orange or brownish, it’s best to run air purifiers in the house and wear N95 or KN95 masks when you have to go outside.
It harms your lungs and it’s especially bad for children (and pets!) or anyone with health problems. There are all kinds of chemicals in that smoke. It’s not only trees that are burning. The heat already makes it harder to breath. This makes it worse.
If any of you are experiencing it, feel free to tell about it in the comments. 💚
Also, throw out the mask every day and shower before you get in bed if you’ve been out or you’ll be breathing the particles all night. Stuff like that. It gets all over you, your skin, your hair, your clothes.
sorry to everyone out there who thinks they have the funniest tshirt but i think i can confidently say i just saw the actual funniest tshirt just now. i passed by a beautiful black woman with long multicolor braids blowing majestically in the beach breeze & she was wearing an oversized tshirt that said in gigantic letters "WHITE BOY OF THE YEAR"
context for this: he didn't actually walk away, he broke his leg in four places and got knocked out, but his first question when he woke up was “is my grandson okay?”, because before the bison charged (some teenagers had been provoking it earlier), he and his grandson were taking videos and photos of it from a fair distance, they did not engage with the bison inappropriately, < prev tags are important!!, also saw someone else’s reblog mention that he did get the bisons attention as it was charging at them so it wouldn’t go for his grandson, mans actually a hero for that I’m glad he survived with minimal harm for the hit he took, also they were hundreds of feet away taking pictures so they were being respectful of the animals, fuck the people who antagonized it and put him and his grandkid in danger like that
further context: there is no indication that anyone at all was antagonizing the bison; the teenage boys mentioned just "scattered when the bison charged." in fact the photographer "said every visitor he observed in the park Friday, including McDaniel and his grandson, were keeping a “respectful distance” from the animal, and had done nothing to provoke it to charge." bison was probably agitated because of mating season. there is also no indication that the grandfather was playing hero - "The grandson was able to escape using some fancy footwork, but McDaniel was a sitting duck as the bison charged at him, hooking him with his left horn near his hip before flipping him some eight feet into the air."
source: the article linked in the original tweet (as of july 15, 2026 7:47pm utc-4)
Thank you, thank you for correcting this! I wrote out a whole thing than I saw your addition.
Very important context to understand is that this time of year is rut for bison which leads to heightened aggression and agitation in bulls. The bison entered camp already pissed off, in my opinion the truck driving by is what triggered it to charge. Either way, everyone's take away should be that ultimately there is no "safe" distance when it comes to wild animals. Especially large ones. A bison can run 40 mph, being 100 yards away is not going to mean anything to it if it really wants to charge you.
Instead the best thing you can do in a place where may encounter large animals (or small ones) is learn how to avoid or prevent dangerous situations. This means learning seasonal or hormonal behavorial changes like rut or a mother with its baby. Learning body language, what the recommended safe distances are and when to really back off. Learn what to do if the animal becomes aggressive or territorial towards you. Learn what to do if it begins charging, approaching, stalking, chasing or attacking you. If you need something like bear spray, or to make yourself bigger, make noise etc.
For small animals make sure you know what to do if you handle one (like removing a bat from a swimming pool) and if you might need something like rabies shots. Especially if you got bit or scratched by a mammal (feral/outdoor cars included). If it's a reptile especially a snake be able to ID venomous species and learn what to do if in case someone does get bit. For birds, be aware of zoological diseases like bird flu (don't handle injured or ill water fowl). Even insects! Learn how to handle stings and bites! Be preventive, wear clothes to prevent tick or mosquito bites and be aware of the disease they carry.
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we clown on “trans bi poc lead dverse queer found family cast” marketing a lot and this is completely justified But. Sometimes you will read or watch something and it sort of dawns on you that everyone in this universe is straight. Being attracted to someone of the same gender is a literal impossibility. And that is such an unsettling experience that I do get the instinct a bit
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