el miller

For the first time in Saint Louis Zoo history, a cheetah has given birth to 8 cheetah cubs .

Awww look at their faces! I want to cuddle them!!

like w the names? youre telling me it wouldnt end up like w horses? people aiming for the most unique possible name to ensure their kid finds their soulmate? like white people names might almost make sense w that in mind

or first words? like no one would be willing to recite Customer Service spiels from the get go, basic greetings would probably be somewhat limited and only really expected by people who found their soulmate. half of meeting people in a group would just be everyone making sure to address one another directly w some random ass bullshit like “toes are my favorite animal”

first touch activates telepathic bond or whatever? either everyone touches eachother or everyone avoids tough. some inbetween of course but this is humanity were talking abt