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the worst part about having a modern phone is accidentally pressing some cheat-code-ass combination of buttons to bring up the inbuilt AI software, adding to the statistics and making some tech billionaire company freak think I actually want that bullshit

the worst part about having a modern phone is accidentally pressing some cheat-code-ass combination of buttons to bring up the inbuilt AI software, adding to the statistics and making some tech billionaire company freak think I actually want that bullshit

Alright your Discord avatar and tumblr avatar are locked in a closet for 7 minutes ala 7 Minutes In Heaven. What happens

Just remembered the time I was making out and dancing with a girl at a goth club but the dance floor was so fucking dark that we full on body slammed two gay guys who were also making out and all four of us queers just went down

Imagine you are a gay guy making out with another gay guy at the darkest dance floor you’ve ever seen, smoke machine is turned up to 1000%, can’t see a fucking thing, pure vibes, and then two little lesbians just slam the shit out of you and you’re suddenly on the ground

"I have a problem with my trans son. Not because he's trans, but because he inhaled all our food like fucking Kirby."

You listen to music regularly? Why? Have you even tried quitting? Could you quit? You get music stuck in your head? Wow. You're so ruined and music brained. I bet you make your partners listen to music with you when you have sex. Music addiction has really ruined a whole generation. You know it's not realistic to expect reverb in real life, right? You're probably so desensitized that you don't even feel anything anymore when you hear a bird singing that it wants some fuck.

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