Trans Dad Drag King

A friend of mine has opened commissions! She's got lovely art, writing, and voice acting! There's a seven slot limit of how many commissions she'll take on

@peanutbettercupcake has her writing

@peanutbuttercap has edit sets, and some older art

@julery-box is where they post their recent miscellaneous art

Part One

GN! Omega Reader x (voting is still open for 48 more hours. Comment on this post or hit up my inbox. Top 3 will each get their own continuation of the story. Avatars and datables, EXCLUDING Luke (cuz baby) and Asmodeus (is gonna be the mcs Omega bud.) Are eligible. Happy voting!))

Update! Winners have been chosen!

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Diavolo: How is this a child’s size?

Beelzebub: It’s roughly the size of a two year old if they were liquified in a cup

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MC: Last week he was supposed to buy gas, but instead he bought novelty cookie cutters.

MC: Now everything we eat is shaped like a dinosaur. He’s amazing.

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Diavolo: When I say “parks” you say “department!”

Diavolo: Parks!

Everyone: …

Diavolo: Parks!

Mammon: Apartment!

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Mammon: There’s been ten assaults already this year

Solomon: Can’t you station a park ranger out here

Mammon: We have! Who do you think they’re assaulting!?

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Lucifer: I don’t even have time to tell you how wrong you are.

Lucifer: Actually, it’s gonna bug me if I don’t

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Satan: I think I may have found a project I’d actually enjoy doing. Helping these cats and dogs.

Satan: They should be rewarded for not being people. I hate people.

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Luke: I’m not afraid of cops. I have no reason to be. I never break any laws ever….

Luke: Because I’m deathly afraid of cops

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Asmodeus: I have not smoked marijuana. I ate a brownie once. At a part in college. It was intense. It was kind of indescribable really, I felt like I was floating.

Asmodeus: Turns out there wasn’t pot in it, it was just an insanely good brownie

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*intense food poisoning*

Beelzebub: The calzones…betrayed me?

Leviathan: I was dying earlier today. And then I died. Now I’m dead.

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MC: My husband, Mammon is a progressive champion of women’s rights

Mammon: Babe, the ovens ready. Chop-Chop! Time to get baking. Daddy want pie!

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Barbatos: I relish your wit.

Diavolo: Well I salsa your face

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Satan: Ugh, I hate talking…to people…about things.

Satan: This is a nightmare

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Mephistopheles: So what’s the crime here?

Mephistopheles: Parking while black?

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Mammon: What is wrong with you today? Did they cancel game of thrones?

Solomon: Nothing is wrong just do your job and they would never cancel game of thrones

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Mammon & MC: *going grocery shopping*

Lucifer: I have total faith in you

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Lucifer: There’s, like, a 30% chance they’ll both die

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Beelzebub: Bacon wrapped in shrimp

Asmodeus: No thanks. I’m okay.

Beelzebub: I wasn’t offering

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Citizen: There’s a sign at Deadman’s park that says “do not drink the sprinkler water” so I made some tea with it as now I have an infection

Lucifer: *Turing around in chair slowly*

Citizen: Sir? Sir? Are…are you listening to me

Lucifer: *Continuing to turn away*

Citizen: Sir. I’m talking to you

Lucifer: *Still turning*

This had been sitting in my drafts for ages. I was initially going to add more, but I lost steam towards the end and forgot 😅. But fuck it, here, take what I have now.

🖤💚🖤💚

A Miss Yuu/Mc who complains to Malleus on one of their night walks that she has nowhere to go over the summer. That’s it’s likely Crowley will have her work as groundskeeper for a room and food. It was honest venting, she didn’t expect Malleus to solve her dilemma. But lo and behold a couple weeks before school let out, Malleus offered a room at Briar Valleys castle. His grandmother had given permission, and Mc needed only to respond. Mc of course packed up all her and Grims belongs and joined the Diasmonia gang home.

Her room was spacious with a luxurious bathroom and a tower view. It was so relaxing and nice to be the one pampered and served for once. Malleus ensured she was treated like a princess. But after a couple weeks…Mc noted there wasn’t much else to do. Malleus had said he grew up rather isolated in the castle, she didn’t think she would get a taste of that. Silver and Sebek we’re often training with Lilia. Or Sebek would be home with his parents. Malleus grandmother had kept him occupied with state affairs. Mc had found herself video chatting with the rest of the first year gang more and more. She tried to play it off when asked if anything exciting was going on over there. But no one was convinced she was having any fun.

Lilia, of course, had picked up on this. Telling Mc if she was feeling antsy, she was welcome to come with him and Silver to their cottage for a few days after they finished training at the end of the week. Malleus wasn’t too keen on Mc leaving so soon after arriving, but he supposed he had neglected his child of man. Hopefully by the time she had returned, he would have caught up on everything and they could enjoy themselves. So at the end of the week, Mc joined Silver and Lilia at their house. Lilia had prepared their rather cozy guest room, and Mc enjoyed the next couple days playing games with Lilia into the wee hours and going with Silver into the woods.

Mc had not heard from Sebek until halfway through the week. Lilia had errands to do, and sent Silver, Mc, and Grim into town with the grocery list. As they walked around town, Grim noticed something interesting. 

“Zigvolt Dental Clinic…isn’t that Sebeks dads buisness?”

“That it is.” Silver replied. “Come to think of it, I think Sebek mentioned something about having to help his mom at the front desk…”  All Grim and Mc heard was ‘lets go bother Sebek.’ 

So they walk into the clinic, and sure enough there was their friend behind the desk organizing files. The silent horror that crossed their Sebeks face as his mother greeted them “Hello! Do you…Silver! Sweetie, what are you doing here?”

“Hello Mrs.Zigvolt, we were only stopping by to say hi.” 

“Aw how sweet. Sebek, your friends are here! Oh i’m so sorry, honey, I didnt get your name.”

“It’s Yuu. Nice to meet you ma’am. This is Grim.” 

“So You’re Yuu and Grim! Sebek, you never told me they were in the valley. If I had known we could have invited them to dinner or something.”

“Mother,please. Yuu has been staying in the castle, I doubt she would have had time to-”

Mrs. Zigvolt interrupted her son with a thought. “Oh! If you three aren’t busy, you should join us for lunch so we can catch up. We were about to head out. Sebek, be a dear and get my purse.” Then she added. “Besides Silver, knowing your father it’s safer to send you off on a full stomach.”

“You’re right as always , ma'am.” Silver didn’t argue, and neither do Mc or Grim.

Sebeks mother made Mc feel very welcome to the valley. Even inviting her to dinner with the rest of the family like she had originally wanted. She was so loving and nurturing that Yuu wanted to be swallowed up by all the motherly affection she had gone so long without. She was a bit sad when the mini trip to the cottage was over. But Mrs.Zigvolt promised to treat her to a girls day with her and Sebeks sister next time she went to visit her son.  

They went back to the castle, and Malleus had welcomed her back with open arms. He had finally gotten some free time and was able hang out more. Malleus had shown her the rose garden, the library, every gargoyle in the castle. It was nice to finally spend more time with him. 

To start off, these are not emergency commissions and I do not want to frame it as such, so you are under no moral obligation to support me, but if even half the people that follow me were to reblog this and spread it to other interested parties, it would mean a whole lot to me!

I am opening these simple coms to raise funds for gender-affirming wear for myself (specifically a binder) so I figured I’d shoot my shot here and see if I can draw my way into success. Again, if you can’t commission me at this very moment, reblogs are greatly appreciated!

I’m offering ($15) for Bust Lineart with Flat Color, and ($20) For Full Body Lineart with Flat Color

internet shaquille’s basics but especially:

making rice

making scrambled eggs

making oatmeal

levels of cooking meat

using & storing vegetables with recipes in the description (this one has a bit of Sassiness directed at people who dont like vegetables but the content is solid)

food safety + a recipe to demonstrate

how to learn to cook (just a list of subtopics, no actual tips)

cooking techniques playlist

how to cut x

basics with babish s1 & 2, but particularly:

freezer meals,

weeknight meals,

kitchen tools (although the specific suggestions are pretty expensive even with the lower end scale items the basic categories are solid, and you can evaluate what items you will realistcially need - eg. if you dont need to read temp for steaks etc the temp reader will not be relevant) &

kitchen care (mid-high advanced home cooking)

basic knife skills

picking the right pan for each recipe

j. kenji lopez-alt’s tips and tricks playlist

egg recipes

a little more complicated, involved, and longer than any of the rest of these but good breakdown of flavor & how and why to use the basic seasoning/flavor profiles

and then recipe channels representing various cuisines:

j. kenji lopez-alt (various)

marion’s kitchen (southeast & east asian, western/asian fusion)

maangchi (korean)

future neighbor (mostly korean)

the western supermarket playlist of chinese cooking demystified (more recipes available but these are accessible if you dont have “specialty” ingredients)

family recipes playlist by made with lau (chinese)

not another cooking show (various)

cooking with boris (bear with me here i know he does it exaggeratedly humorously but a lot of them are actually solid and beginner cook friendly. mostly slavic/russian)

you suck at cooking (also falls into the intentionally humorous category but most of the recipes are pretty solid anyway)

how to cook that (baking, also does debunking videos of viral cooking hacks - breaks down the reasons the hacks dont work, pretty important to understand those basics imo)

internet shaquille (various)

babish culinary universe (various)

i REFUSE to recommended joshua weissman because he is fucking insufferable but if you want you can try if you can deal with it, the techniques/recipes seem fine for the most part

Internet recipes are great, but they vary widely in explanation quality, which is fine if you know most of the techniques, but less so if you’re still learning. There’s an extra level of overall organization in edited cookbooks that I take for granted but that can be a lot of help if you’re starting out.

There’s a whole genre of cookbooks that are “for teens” or “for college students” which are specifically focused on new cooks without too many tools. Don’t be embarrassed to get one even if you are no longer a teen or a student. They’re just really useful.

I completely forgot to post these from stream until I opened up the sai again

Here's the Reader's jacket for Solar Lunacy and a height chart for all of the characters I quickly doodled out. However tall you are, thats the animatronic's relative height to the Reader and/or self-insert/oc

this literally is not an exaggeration