Idfk some wizard shit i guess

Shout out transgender wizards hope you have a wonderful day.

@transbianwizard

Being driven by a wizard man

Carpooling with his wizard clan

Cooling down with his wizard fan

It's all a part of his wizard plan

To bring joy to wizard land

He does whatever a wizard can

His name is Daniel but they call him wizard Dan

A wizard is made of 90% triangles

I sometimes hear Arachne or Spiderfolk thrown around, though Spider Centaur gets the point across to people that don't already know what you mean

Ooh, I like Spiderfolk

Yes. This I like.

these 🔮💀🔮💀💀🕷️🐀🧪🔮🐀🔮🕷️💀🐀🔮🧪🔮💀🧪🧪🔮🐀🕷️🔮🧪💀🕷️💀🐀🔮🧪☣️☣️🐀🕷️☣️🐀🕷️🐀🔮🔮🔮☣️🐀🐀🕷️🐀🔮🔮☣️💀🕷️💀💀🐀🔮🕷️💀🕷️🔮🧪🧪🐀☣️🔮🧪🧪☣️ are for all the evil wizards and mad scientists this valentine's day, you are very malevolent and it's sooo sexy when you defy the laws of god and nature 😘

Valentine's day and not a single person has sent me a bouquet of human bones 😔

a true wizard is ALWAYS thinking about elf pussy

Especially her own

wizard engagement is way down, what's wrong with all of you

wizard population at war, tumblr wizard economy nosediving

no wizard engagement!

only wizard divorce TT^TT

The key to being a wizard is just putting your whole pussy into saying things

trying to figure out the funniest crackpot stance on who is the current Roman emperor, and accepting suggestions (tenuous historical justification required)

Jeb!

*Stares in anti-wizardry*

*Stares at you with my autistic wizard eyes*

I'm sorry what?

I.....am truly speechless. I think that I do not want to kill you.

Then perhaps there is hope, shining, at the end of this twisted tunnel of fates.