call me crazy but I think it'd be easier if surgeons learned how to operate on fat bodies instead of expecting every single fat person to lose weight before getting surgery

Even in left wing circles it’s literally like pulling teeth trying to get people to take misogyny seriously as a real problem that is killing women and ruining their lives everywhere all the time and not like a haha silly 1950s problem we just make jokes about now

customer told me today that he no longer remembers his dead mother's face and that he wishes he still had dreams so he could see her again he also told me that he is currently raising two baby pigs he found at the bottom of a waterfall

did u guys hear abt that intern fired from that law firm bc she bit like 10 people. im kinda obsessed with her god i wish there was footage

I object to the qualifier "faux-quirky." I think if she's biting people in the office, some authentic quirkiness has been earned.

As an adult I think me and all my friends should all have matching schedules and work like 20 hours a week and also everyone lives within 15 minutes of each other why is that so much to ask

for those asking the book was the starving saints by caitlin starling