i would make an excellent goon. i’d be like ”on it boss” and then i’d fuck it up instantly.

'bear in mind' well yes there are bears in my mind. hibernating and eating berries and hunting for salmon and such, etc etc

went to trader joe’s today and my cashier handed me my 2.55 in change and pointed at the clock which read 2:55 and said “look at that. that’s liquid time… serendipity… have a nice ride”

[ID: A screenshot of a tweet by @/RodericksTruth that reads: DOOMSDAY PREPPING: --Learning the names & trades of your neighbors --Sharing tools, skills, and resources --Establishing community gardens --Learning to sew & patch clothing --Self defense + First Aid NOT DOOMSDAY PREPPING --Filling a bunker with guns and beans /end ID]