The Salt Master

Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”

Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.

90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums

Are we not going to mention Jesus?

Nailed it.

sometimes……….. shows that aren’t cancelled…………. are worse

give me every single embroidered bomber jacket

more like give me every single jacket in the entire world? am I right??? 💯💯👌👌👌

onlyjacketposts i know im just now meeting you but i already feel like youre the only person on this site who understands me

a milkshake to summon the boys and a cold one to bind them

In all the discourse about things boys do (crack open a cold one, come to the yard, are back in town) not once has someone mentioned the good old boys drinking whiskey and rye and singing “this’ll be the day that I die” and I will not stand for this good old boys erasure

the smell of Home Depot is cathartic

fairies live in the lights & chandeliers section, gnomes live in the outdoor gardening department

Stop romanticizing home depot

pixies live in the paint aisle. fuck you

Hell is empty and all the devils are here - William Shakespeare