I swear to god I am not and have never been porn

Wow we all queued this post for Nov 12th huh

if you want a vision of the future picture fox news trying to own alexandria ocasio cortez with a graphic that says something like ‘foolishly thinks workers should have better lives’

I can’t get over what a righteous line “madame guillotine is thirsty for the blood of liars and pigs” is.

Me building my house in Minecraft and realizing I didn’t make the sides divisible by two so everything is off center

The two windows opening different directions

Oh god, they do. This just keeps getting worse.

I would unironically love to live here

under my administration we would outlaw bloatware

there’s no reason that a fresh install of android should have 72 apps

Forbidden levitating cough drop

jedly beam

Item: 500 yds. of phoney squirrel tail

i wonder what they are dreaming about

I want this poster.

I try not to have too much disc horse on my dash, but I guess this is ok.

gays ruined the word hole for eternity

i wish someone would ruin my hole for eternity

This is a vintage meme