Blessed Bobcat

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All the people saying they’re getting inspired to write something from this, SEND THEM TO ME NEEOOWWWW you’re required to by law

Concept: You have magical powers, but all of your spells need to be cast in rhyme. If the metre is wrong, it won't work. If the rhyme almost rhymes but not quite, it won't work. You can reuse the same constructions and just substitute in new names as needed, but the more you do this, the less powerful it will be. Simple cantrips can be basic rhyming couplets, but the more complicated your spell, the more elaborate your poetical structure needs to be.

Wizard duels, obviously, are just rap battles.

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Hit their pocketbooks the way they hit their wives and kids.

Food is so expensive I consider gainers bourgeois

The Armstrong Family Legacy

what if there was a place like a dog pound but for pup play and you just get to have some guy wearing a pup hood. like he's yours now have fun

alternatively, a zoo but for pup play and you get to just watch two beefy guys have sex in their natural habitat. nature is beautiful

oh god. that twink pup got into the bear enclosure again. Jessica don't stand there fucking help his hole can't take that many at once he needs a break