I love you Wild Life

"i'm a top" "im a bottom" okay??? scar i think we're soulmates and you're too busy chasing fairies????

I love this dynamic because it’s 3 of the finalists, 3 people who have been the last remaining in different seasons and have worked together and against each other. and then there’s impulse who has been worked mostly against by most of them

as a phrase, “she [x] on my [x] til’ i [x]” only is funny if on either side of a spectrum. either the phrase ends so specific to a sexual action it’s a smart joke (for example, “she strogan me off til i beef” uses the word “beef stroganoff’ but also makes a “stroking off” joke, making it clever wordplay.) or it makes so little sense that it ends up funny from the absurdity of deciphering what type of sexual action could even be taking place. (example: when my roomate the other night asked to hand them a sanpelligrino and then said “she san on my pelli til’ i grino” which begs the question of what ‘sanning’ is, what a ‘pelli’ repersents in terms of human genitalia and what ‘grinoing’ could possibly be.)