Tracy Swissroll :) x

quirky fourth wall breaking character but theyre just fucking. wrong about the medium theyre in. they keep making references to cinematic techniques and directorial styles and the other fourth wall breaking character is like "dumbass we're in a fucking comic book" and they are in a video game.

Well currently they’re in a tumblr post but I see your point

I don't give an amazing digital fuck

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

there's no cause for that

can you imagine the haunted look on stratt's face when ryland bursts into her office mere hours after the rocket launch, his hands shaking as much as his voice when he bumps into her desk, and for a dreadful moment, she believes it's him, his eyes the same shade of blue, and then he demands her to tell him where the hell is his brother, and the hurt in his voice is the same as when ryland was here last time, yet he's not?

I knew It was over for me once I realized I could escape situations by thinking of fictional gay sex

TIL that having a safe legal abortion actually doesn't diminish any future fertility. I didn't know this until I read it in Susan Faludi's "Backlash" and then fact checked it. Wild that anti abortion myths have permeated so deep.

My mom had two illegal abortions as a young woman and then had two kids, my brother and I, much later in life.

kind of fascinating how a lot of people don’t really know how food works

saw a twitter video of a dude making like fried broccoli with bacon or whatever and everyone in the replies was going “can’t believe he took something healthy and turned it into poison!!!!” i don’t really know how to explain to you that you’re still eating broccoli, and the healthy nutrients do not magically leave the broccoli just because you fried it