sosig

motherfucker has a 15 step skincare routine but washes his hair with body soap and doesn’t use conditioner

Yeah I don’t know if you know but this guy is a little crazy

the minecraft soundtrack lets you experience shrimp feelings

Chicago guys are always like did you really just put ketchup on that hot dog instead of minced garlic, sesame seeds, relish, Polish sausage bits, coleslaw, frosting, pasta sauce, potato wedges, a quarter cup of chocolate chips, grilled sport peppers, celery salt, almond extract, mayo, lettuce, cheese, EXTRA ONION, a shot of malort, whole tomato, mustard, pickle spears, and a little hat from Portillo’s?

East coast effect

Where do you think Chicago is

I’ll be honest this second shot’s got me real fucked

grandma

just found out from my dad today that when n*xon died and they did the 21-gun salute at his funeral my grandma said “they should aim at the coffin to be sure”

Seth Everman made weekly YouTube videos where he held a cup full of ice chunks and answered questions. He would shake the cup instead of answering whenever there was a dumb question. The most recent video was 10 minutes long and it was just him shaking the cup the whole time.

The first time I saw this I didn’t read the url and I just accepted it

it could be worse. you could be 5′1″. 

it seems i’ve struck a nerve amongst the short people. time to take precautions *places this post on the highest shelf*

so sad how all scottish and irish people stole their accents from shrek

Why did bookstore liberals have a trend a few years back where they were obsessed with corgi butts and cat assholes

Have you ever seen a corgi butt, tho?

Yeah it's a dog's ass