Problematic Bisexual

if men couldn’t offer me rpf they would wholly cease to exist in my life

i'll show you yours if you show me mine

can someone hire me as a lighthouse keeper. my grip on reality is soooo stable and i will behave so normally under conditions of extreme isolation. and i promise i wont try to fuck the light

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

oh this is my post

every $30 purchase is like a razor sharp arrow stuck firmly in my muscular wearwolf back

Imagine a record store with a cringe section

where else are they supposed to put the beatles?

The dumpster

it’s just me and the song i choose weekly to play six thousand million times against the world

we can’t talk here contact me in my dream tonight

I don't care that I'm almost 30 I need a blackout sensory tent for autistic kids that I can smoke weed in

Character duo where one *remembers I don’t like fitting characters into trope boxes* is a completely fleshed out and realised person *remembers treating characters as real people and not story devices written with intent is bad* who is written by the author and *remembers death of the author* uh. And *fumbles and drops my pile of queue cards* ah fuck wait no *the menacing horse* what was that.

SMOKED SALMON IS THE ONLY THING THAT NUMBS THE PAIN

Why do all minotaurs in media have nipple rings. Who's piercing their nipples. and How do I qualify for this job.