Tothers

Your friend’s unpublished fic idea is kind of a dead wife

i also want to read this guy’s dead wife

I've probably posted about this before but it still gets me that Ripley (my parrot) has a special nickname for my spouse, Tev. Like he knows and uses the names of everyone in his flock (me, Tev, Steve, and Cheese. also a couple of our friends and my mom's dog) but because Tev calls him "Ripley buddy," a couple years ago Ripley started calling him "Tev buddy" instead of just Tev. He doesn't call anybody else buddy. He knows that 'buddy' is a special suffix for him and Tev to use with each other's names because they love each other. Doesn't that just melt your fucking heart

I just lost my job

People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person

Tumblr users will read a post complaining about normalized misogyny and hyperfocus on your claim that it's ok to dislike dogs

The comment section on this one is like an apocalyptic war zone

Please guys, the doctors told me his condition is serious and he can't last any longer. Please donate to me to help my father I ask you for help now. If anything happens to my father, I will not forgive anyone who ignored my words. Please share and donate now please

this is literally how he unified the language, you guys really can’t be surprised

This is an excellent idea! I will consult the Hall of Worthies regarding seizing and arresting all who opposed my new written language!

wait no sejong I thought you were cool </3

bold to assume you will be sitting on the throne, vassal. you will take your proper place beneath me.

FIGURATIVELY!!!!

GET YOUR MINDS OUT OF THE GUTTER THE THRONE ROOM IS A SACRED PLACE. THERE WILL BE NO ELICIT ACTIVITY TAKING PLACE THERE

bixia you spelled illicit wrong

SHUT THE UP!!!!!!!!!!

friend of mine recommended a video essay that's like 5 hours long about why it's currently a whole Thing for fascists to claim they only eat meat and demonize vegetables etc etc, and it's genuinely quite well researched in many places and contains some fascinating history and has made me feel very weird about my status as an adult who enjoys drinking milk. but I've not finished it and I genuinely don't know if I will because at one point the ol' "you can't say you care about animals and also eat animals" chestnut got dropped by the white vegan essayist and it put such a bad taste in my mouth that I had to leave instantly

like idk man it just feels genuinely parodic to dedicate hours to analyzing how foodways have frequently been used as white supremacist propaganda and then casually toss out an argument that pretty invariably demonizes indigenous hunting practices with 0 regard for traditional knowledge and land stewardship guiding those practices

#also do you have any idea how much conservation is funded by people who want to eat those animals#at least in the us anytime someone buys ammo or hunting equipment or hunting licenses that money goes directly to state wildlife agencies

oh my god I just saw the cutest thing in the world. little Black girl with beads in her hair for the first day of school and the beads were pink then silver then a bunch of yellow then beige then grey to make them look like pencils 🥺🥺🥺 brb I will draw an artist’s rendition

just saw the funniest thing on twitter where someone was broken up with bc they ate 7 croissants im CRYINGGGG