Concussion? I Think You Mean FUNcussion

If I had the opportunity to get my wife that I love out of Hades I would simply not turn around to check if she's there

RIP to Orpheus but I'm different

I mean RIP to Eurydice foremost

I’m here, I’m queer, and my joint pain is moderate to severe

writers block got me like that one picture of hunter s thompson shooting his typewriter 

[ID: A photo of Hunter S. Thomspon, standing nearly knee-deep in snow on a mountain range in either early morning or early dusk based on how blue the air is, shooting a typewriter with a gun. /End ID]

yo im 4 year old rapper. my names napkin. and i just got sign, to pickles records

this is the best tumblr post of the decade just so we’re all clear

What a year this week has been.

It’s Monday.

It sure as hell is.

The earlier in the day Monday you reblog the funnier this gets

You will look at my clowns.

The one time I expected the Skyrim meme but I just got clowned. Much to think about.

#2. Pushed pork

you know what’d be sexy? more representation of childfree women in mainstream media.

the only babies I will sacrifice my life for:

i wanna see bi tumblr and ace tumblr fight

But we love each other…

Aces are my friends why would I fight them :(

I would but consider this: I love bi people

When you wanna make a joke about pitting marginalized groups against each other but then you realize they’ve been each others allies since the beginning

when you expose your own –phobic nature by assuming that bi people (a group stereotyped as promiscuous) and ace people (a group stereotyped as prudish) would hate each other despite facing the exact same brand of discrimination (both from straights and gays/lesbians)(they think we’re not a real orientation)(they thing we need to just pick a side)(they think we just haven’t found the right person yet)(say we’re not *really* LGBTA)

Also you realise that ‘bi aces’ are a thing right? 

OP got their wish to see bi tumblr and ace tumblr fight- but they forgot to specify ‘each other’ so we fought OP together instead.

As a bisexual (who used to identify as ace when I was a baby queer) - I will defend a-specs to the death.

I will take my sword and protect all my bi friends with my life

why say "ok boomer" when you could say "ok bootlicker" and target capitalist shills of all ages with a single phrase

AIR PUMP GANG