The Doctor Is In

Pinoko: I always keep a record of what I buy.

Black Jack: Oh, that’s nice.

Pinoko: Uh oh. Gotta take a wizz. Come on, think. Think, think, think.

Pinoko: …

Black Jack: I guess the bad news?

Pinoko: The penguin tried to eat Largo.

Black Jack: We don’t own a peng-

Black Jack: (*destroys Kiriko’s euthanization equipment*)

Pinoko: (*inhales*)

Black Jack: I’m uncooperative.

Kei: Okay, can you give me an example?

*Black Jack and Kei sitting on a bed, reading*

(*Pinoko and Sharaku both groan*)

Kei: Oh, I love this song!

Black Jack: Not bad for a song about sex.

Pinoko, choking: IT’S ABOUT SEX?!

Black Jack: What else would it be?

Kuroo: (*gravitates towards cactus*)

Black Jack: What the Hell is that?

Kei: Huh? Oh, I’m playing a game. I played five Archibald Arrives cards, and that’s just the voice clip he does.

Black Jack: Okay, that’s-

Kei’s Phone: (*moans*)

Black Jack: …And that?

Kei: That’s his damage sound.

Kei’s Phone: I’m finished.

Kei: That’s a defeat quote.

Kei’s Phone: Are you satisfied now?

Kei: It’s a cutscene now.

Kei’s Phone: Aighe ‘luvsekks!

Black Jack: Okay, now he’s just saying-

Kei: Oh no no, that’s the name of the ice dragon he’s fighting, see?

Black Jack: (*looks at Kei’s phone*)

Black Jack: That just seems intentional now.

Kei: I mean it makes sense if you play the game-

Kei’s Phone: Do you hear me? Aighe 'luvsekks!

Kei: …Okay no, I hear it now.