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John: Okay, truth or dare

Sherlock: Truth

John: How many hours have you slept this week during the case?

Sherlock: ...Dare

John: Go to bed.

Sherlock: I don't like this game

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Mrs Hudson: So Sherlock, are you a big spoon or a little spoon?

Sherlock: I'm a knife

John, from across the room: He's a little spoon

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Rosie: *runs off*

John: Damn it

Sherlock: Are doctors allowed to curse?

John: No but fathers are

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Johnlock Text Conversation

Sherlock: Send dudes. SH

John: ...do you mean nudes Sherlock?

Sherlock: No John. SH

Sherlock: I'm in a fight, send backup. SH

John: YOU'RE IN A WHAT

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Sherlock: You love me, right John?

John: Normally, I'd say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don't like it

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Sherlock: I-It lights up?

John: IT'S A LAMP

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John: See this? This is my 'I-don't-care' face.

Sherlock: That's your normal face

Sherlock: Name a more iconic duo then my fear of abandonment and my instinct to self isolate. I'll wait.

John: Us.

Sherlock, choking up: ...Okay

John: Darling. Sweetheart. The love of my life and marshmallow to my hot chocolate.

Sherlock: What is it you little gremlin. You absolute noodle-brain.

John: I love you

Sherlock: *disgusted noises*

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John:Sherlock and I are-

Mrs Hudson: Getting married?

John: No actually, we-

Mrs Hudson: *pulls out binder* I've already planned the whole thing

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John: *falls asleep reading to Rosie*

Sherlock: *proceeds to pile stuffed animals*

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John: *enters the lab*

Sherlock's brain: I see it, I like it, I want it, I got it.

Sherlock: ...Maybe I overreacted a bit...

John: A bit? That's like Moriarty saying, "Oooh, I just meant to go to get some milk, but then I accidentally killed my arch-nemesis and died!"

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John: I just wanted to let you know that you are the sun to my shine

Sherlock: The sun doesn’t shine, it emits heat energy.

John:

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Greg: I saw this rather pretty looking bloke outside here earlier

Sherlock: That's strange, John's been inside all of today

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John: What did I do to deserve this? I'm a good person

Sherlock: You once pushed me down the stairs because I made fun of your height

John:

John: I'm mostly a good person

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Sherlock, grinning: I have a PHD

John: Really? (I mean, I kinda guessed but-)

Sherlock: Yeah, a Pretty Huge Dic-

Mycroft, covering John's ears: THAT'S ENOUGH, BROTHER MINE

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