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The same thing we do every night pinky have gay sex

It's kinda insane how homosexual those mice were

Reminder that because Pinky has the top billing in the title, this implies he is the top.

I kind of miss the impulsivity that certain spaces used to allow. oh you want a hair cut today? hairdresser in the corner can fit you in before her 2 o’clock. tattoo of a cobra… sure leg or arm? even concerts, back when you could go to the box office thirty mins before any show. not saying these things don’t exist at all, but everything feels booked five months in advance and 10x more expensive

my family fucked up my life by using spoonerisms interchangeably with their true phrase counterparts since before i was born and now i can’t escape from instinctively saying shit like “im gonna shake a tower”

I love the taste of redditor krusie shipper tears

fuck nasty die

cute puppy what breed is he

sideways

The chemical they put on ants and all the other ants think they're dead that's what happened to tumblr except the chemical is unmarketability

Every other trubbish card has her either looking sad and/or in an industrial or overall dirty environment but here she frolics free in beautiful green nature full of true joy... We must all strive to be the happy trubbish prancing in a sunlit clearing