Hi

I love love love saying "I scavenged a working microwave in the boylands" but nobody ever knows the reference and it breaks my heart

this isn't the gif i thought it would be .

Feel Cold Yet ?

float like a butterfly (nervously forgets end of quote) green like a pea

defunctland episode released immediately upon your death chronicling all failed career paths and relationships and somehow michael eisner is still at fault

That must have been so hard for him

Like socially

people really think "i HATE this [genre/medium], so that should tell you how good this is when i say i liked it" is a good place to start their review from. like why would i listen to you. you hate the genre/medium. the one you like is probably not very good as an example of the genre or medium.

every 4th of july I think about the american tourist who was like oh thank god you’re open I wasn’t sure if you’d be open today and I was like why wouldn’t we be and he said because of the holiday. in norway.

are you freaking serious did they actually put steve in minecraft

in my delirious half-awake state i appear to have typed the wrong game