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rewatching a show isn't enough I need to sit down & watch it with someone who's never seen it before

"you couldnt waterboard that out of me" is one of the funniest things you can say to someone on here. right up there with the "sorry my follower added that to your post" cake. i would literally deactivate forever

why is lotion so annoying to apply i want to be soft and smooth but this is too much

my mutuals' minds rival the minds of socrates and prostates and whoever the fuck

this blog is not a well-curated museum. it's my bedroom & i'm putting things on my shelf & taping things on the wall

I appreciate the context of 1-6 or else 7 might have had some very concerning implications.

who is she

leak her wig 👀

teens of tumblr transitioning into adult life, i am about to teach you the most important lesson of your life: you need to buy the name brand cling wrap and tin foil. generic aint gonna cut it. you gotta take my word for it on this one. i suffered to learn this lesson for you.

My jaw literally dropped

Well I’m a little bit in love