Brb, catching pterodactyls in a warehouse.

there are places in the world today that are experiencing 40°C for the first time in recorded history. of course there's no way to know whether chucking billionaires into volcanos will appease the sun god but i feel we're doing the scientific method a disservice if we don't at least try

don't cry because it's over. attack. attack everything around you. do spin attacks

“rejection is gods redirection” the rejections are redirecting me towards substance abuse

could not be a hockey player. Big man backs me up to a wall and says you wanna go? I'm getting my wires crossed so bad I go for open mouth kissing do not put me in coach I'll fail in ways previously unknown to science

I thought to myself, while doing it.