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ah yes... november. the month that used to belong to one direction and their album releases and the inevitable album leak that always occured the week of said album release.
friendly reminder that characters don't need to be saints to be entertaining. and telling a story does not mean endorsement. art does not need to be all about morally good people.
IDK if this was meant as hyperbole but it's literally true:
Adult literacy is low.
Child literacy is low.
Information literacy has shifted dramatically in the last decade, but reputable information sources like research journals and factual news reporting have been unable to keep pace.
We are genuinely in a crisis of media literacy, with ever fewer genuinely factual resources available in the style and language used by contemporary audiences.
It may sound condescending, but we genuinely need to remind people, or worse, explain to them for the first time that art is not evidence of real world behaviour.
So, thank you, for this reminder. Genuinely.
You're correct:
Art does not need to feature exclusively morally pure characters. Art is not proof of the creator's secret, violent desires.
ETA; Yes, the links are US American; no your country is not immune to propaganda. Be POLITE in asking, and I will help you find the data for your own country as well.
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hockey needs confessionals. not typical player robot soundbites. but i want them sitting with a bad green screen background in the middle of a game like
“and then, get this, he tells me i need to get some mouthwash! you believe that shit? like, buddy, if you’re that close to my mouth maybe YOU’RE the problem!”
“like he literally bit me. who does that? who bites someone? he’s crazy. and with a father like his, i don’t even know why i’m surprised!”
“you know i’m lining up for a face off against him and it’s really awkward, okay, because i mean. half of this league has slept with him or dreamt about it at least, right? not to call him a slut but if the shoe fits. so obviously i lose the face off,”
Seriously. I mean it. Because inevitably you will love something that no one else loves. Or you will love something that everyone loves and people will shit all over it because it’s “so trite and unimaginative and done.” Or you will love something that no one else has ever heard of. Or you will love something dark and edgy and or obscure and people will roll their eyes and say, “What, do you want people to think you’re dark and edgy and obscure?”
Alternatively, you will not love the thing that everyone else loves, and you will wonder what precisely is wrong with you that the sight of that thing is aggravating the shit out of you now when the whole world sings its praises as one.
People will irritate you. They’ll irritate you with headcanons that make no sense and misinterpretations of canon. They will make the same jokes 500 times. They will overwhelm your corner of fandom with something you either are tired of hearing about or don’t care about. They will post art that isn’t theirs. You will meet people who think you are the greatest person ever and bombard you with messages only to wander off when they find someone new or shinier; you will meet people whom you admire and who do not really seem to notice you exist.
So give zero fucks about it. Seriously. Like what you like, blacklist what you need to blacklist, and ignore everything else. Be friends, play nice, enjoy it. And in the meantime, just do you. Like what you like, love what you love, and to hell with all the rest of it.
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I had way too much time on my hands in these dying days of the NHL playoffs and I decided to take a look at the ratios between NHL players' heights and weights.
I'm not a math or statistics expert in any ways, I'm not sure these numbers actually mean anything, but here's a little analysis anyway. I decided to use a cm/lb ratio — because feet and inches are a pain to do math with — and I used the NHL app for rosters (dated June 9th, 2023), which means that some teams do have players on their rosters who haven't actually played an NHL game yet, but they're on the roster so they've been taken into consideration.
Do these numbers actually truly mean anything? I highly doubt it, but here are some useless stats and numbers anyway:
A bigger ratio (1 or higher) means a player is as tall, or taller than he weighs in pounds, whereas a smaller ratio (under 1) means a player is heavier than he is tall.
The heaviest team in the NHL in terms of relative height per weight is the New York Islanders, with a ratio of 0.910 cm/lb, with Vegas a close second at 0.912 cm/lb. The lightest team is the Vancouver Canucks, with a ratio of 0.965 cm/lb; the Philadelphia Flyers are the second lightest at 0.964 cm/lb.
There seems to be no indication that the height/weight ratio of a team has an influence on their chances to make the playoffs, or their overall position in the standings.
But if you're like me and have noticed the Florida Panthers seem like they're constantly getting out-muscled and physically dominated by the Vegas Golden Knight in the 2023 Stanley Cup Finals, you wouldn't be wrong, as Vegas has the second lowest cm/lb ratio (0.912 cm/lb) whereas Florida has the 6th highest ratio (0.953 cm/lb). In terms of relative weight per height, Vegas is heavier. Does it actually change anything? I have no clue, I just think it's interesting.
On average, NHL players are heavier than the average male by 13.72 lbs.* Smaller players (under 5'11'') are noticeably heavier for their height than the average male, between 16 and 19 lbs, which would make sense since they have to hold their own against much taller and bigger players. On the other hand, the tallest players (over 6'3'') are only around 8 lbs heavier than the average male.
*when calculating the ratio of height (cm) relative to the median "recommended" weight by height. Tyler Myers, the only player measuring 6'8'', and Cole Caufield, the only player measuring 5'7'' were not taken into consideration for this specific calculation, as their samples were simply too small. Caufield would be almost 27 lbs heavier than the average 5'7'' male, whereas Myers' height to weight ratio would be the same as the average 6'8'' male at 0.89 cm/lb.
Individual players' ratios per team can be found in fun colourful graphs below.
Lightest NHL player: Olivier Rodrigue (EDM) at 1.17 cm/lb.*
Heaviest NHL player: Jamie Oleksiak (SEA) at 0.78 cm/lb.
Lightest Eastern Conf. player: Marcus Petterson (PIT) at 1.07 cm/lb.
Heaviest Eastern Conf. player: David Savard (MTL) at 0.79 cm/lb
Lightest Western Conf. player: Olivier Rodrigue (EDM) at 1.17 cm/lb.*
Heaviest Western Conf. player: Jamie Oleksiak (SEA) at 0.78 cm/lb.
*I'm aware Rodrigue is an AHL prospect and hasn't made his NHL debut yet, even though he's rostered for the Oilers. The second lightest player in the NHL (and the Western Conference) is Kailer Yamamoto (EDM) at 1.13 cm/lb.
Lowest ratio for defensemen: Jamie Oleksiak (SEA) at 0.78 cm/lb.
Highest ratio for defensemen: Akito Hirose (VAN) at 1.08 cm/lb.
Average height for defensemen: 187.3 cm
Tallest defenseman: Tyler Myers (VAN) at 6'8'' or 203 cm.
Shortest defensemen: Torey Krug (STL), Victor Mete (TOR), Brad Hunt (COL), Nick Blankenburg (CBJ), Jacob Bryson (BUF) & Jared Spurgeon (MIN) at 5'9'' or 175 cm.
Average weight for defensemen: 202.74 lbs
Heaviest defenseman: Jamie Oleksisak (SEA) at 257 lbs.
Lightest defenseman: Jared Spurgeon (MIN) at 166 lbs.
In terms of positions, defensemen show a lower height/weight ratio at 0.928, indicating that they’re generally heavier for their height than players in other positions. This could perhaps be explained by a defenseman’s role to take as much space as possible at the blue line to prevent attacking forwards from entering the zone, as well as winning puck battles in the defensive zone by out-muscling wingers and centers. They also need to defend and clear the front of their net to prevent offensive players from tipping in rebounds or screening their goaltenders. Also, in the offensive zone, their position at the blue line means they may need to have a heavier, more powerful shot if they want to get the puck to the net.
Lowest ratio for centres: Mark Kastelic (OTT) at 0.82 cm/lb
Highest ratio for centres: Elias Pettersson (VAN) at 1.07 cm/lb
Average height for centres: 185.1 cm
Tallest centre(s): Nick Bjugstad (EDM), Michael Rasmussen (DET), Logan Brown (STL) & Aliaksei Protas (WSH) at 6'6'' or 198 cm.
Shortest centre(s): Tyler Johnson (CHI) at 5'8'' or 173 cm.
Average weight for centres: 196.74 lbs
Heaviest centre: Mark Kastelic (OTT) at 233 lbs.
Lightest centre: Cole Guttman (CHI) at 167 lbs.
On the other hand, centres are lighter than both wingers and defensemen with a ratio of 0.944, most likely because they often need to be speedy and quick in order to get through defensemen and wingers to make plays. They also tend to cover more ground on the ice, between face-offs and their offensive and defensive responsibilities, and being lighter might help them with speed.
Lower ratio for wingers: Milan Lucic (CGY) at 0.79 cm/lb.
Highest ratio for wingers: Kailer Yamamoto (EDM) at 1.13 cm/lb
Average height for wingers: 185.1 cm
Tallest winger(s): Buddy Robinson (CHI), Michael McCarron (NSH), Jordan Greenway (BUF), Riley Tufte (DAL), Alexei Toropchenko (STL), Tage Thompson (BUF) & Adam Lowry (WPG) at 6'6'' or 198 cm.
Shortest winger(s): Cole Caufield (MTL) at 5'7'' or 170 cm.
Average weight for wingers: 198.77 lbs
Heaviest winger: Milan Lucic (CGY) at 240 lbs.
Lightest winger: Kailer Yamamoto (EDM) at 153 lbs.
Wingers present a slightly lower ratio than centers, at 0.935 cm/lb, possibly because they have to compete in puck battles against the board more often, and most power-forwards – i.e. the heavy hitters, workhorse-type players – are wingers, which may drive the ratio lower.
Lowest ratio for goalies: Frederik Andersen (CAR) & Anthony Stolarz (ANA) at 0.81 cm/lb.
Highest ratio for goalies: Olivier Rodrigue (EDM) at 1.17 cm/lb & Jordan Binnington (STL) at 1.09 cm/lb.
Average height for goalies: 189.5 cm
Tallest goalies: Anthony Stolarz (ANA), Jon Gillies (CBJ), Magnus Hellberg (DET) & Jacob Markstrom (CGY) at 6'6'' or 198 cm.
Shortest goalies: Jaroslav Halak (NYR), Juuse Saros (NSH) & Alex Stalock (CHI) at 5'11'' or 180 cm.
Average weight for goalies: 200.41 lbs
Heaviest goalie: Anthony Stolarz (ANA) at 243 lbs.
Lightest goalies: Olivier Rodrigue (EDM) at 158 lbs & Alex Stalock (CHI) at 170 lbs.
Goaltenders present the highest average ratio per position, at 0.95 cm/lb. As goaltenders need to be extremely mobile, quick, and agile, a higher average ratio makes sense. 22.73% of goalies present a ratio of 1cm/lb or higher, meaning in terms of cm per pound, they’re taller than they’re heavy. In comparison, 14.29% of centres, 13.78% of wingers and 9.93% of defensemen have a ratio of 1 or higher.
By position, goalies also have the highest average in terms of height with 189.5 cm; there are no goalies under 5’11’’ and only three are under 6’0’’ tall. In comparison, wingers and centers both average at 185.1 cm tall and defensemen at 187.3 cm. There are 37 defensemen, 50 centers and 69 wingers under 6’0’’.
Here are graphs for individual players' ratios by team.
Again, I'm not a stats experts, far from it, and all in all, I don't know what any of this means lmao. But if you're into maths and stats and that kind of stuff, please feel free to tell me more about these numbers.
The data I used, as well as more graphs, can be found here:
No no you don't understand! I want to watch this show/movie, read this book, listen to this podcast, etc.! But I must be in the right mindset and the exact head space to begin, or I just can't!
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Look, this is probably going to end up as an unpopular post, because God knows the level of brainrot capitalism and fast consumption caused in people's brains, but I'd rather not get TV shows for a while if it means writers get their rights defended and recognized.
Entertainment can't come at the cost of fair pay, healthy work environment and ethical practices.
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