Liz Laz

Thank u 2 everyone who is nice to me

i don't want a career, i want to do crafts

wish someone would re-pot me like a plant

you are not unloveable you are just sad and a little bit angry. let’s go have some soup

bored of all my music so i think im just gonna start hitting people with large blunt objects

Gets a handjob but parries it flawlessly, shattering their wrist

won’t lie to u bestie, i have been imagining pleasures of the flesh from time to time

mentally i'm a decomposing body in the woods

i am v cute and v submissive please boss me around and tell me i’m pretty

"ingredients you can pronounce!!!" actually i'm great at phonics and i love eating chemicals

I don’t care, I ain’t playin. Imma need one of these damn thangs to work, now.

I might as well not reblogging aint gone put money in my pocket

Let the universe know what you want

Cash app $drinabee if you tryna bless me

That works too I guess 😂😂 #BeTheBlessing

I mean if someone would like to bless a struggling college student, mine $neshao and I have Venmo 👀

Same if somebody wanna help me out $camjam21 😌

Somebody sent $20 for my graduation 🎓 Saturday, cash app $drinabee if you want to donate too

Yo I reblogged that goat one and I ended up getting 27 dollars in my back account cause I got a refund on a sex toy that didnt work the day after i reblogged that shit

😂💀 blessings come in every shape and form

Exactly mine was just unconventional 😂

always taking donations $ChanteEunan

Tryna start burlesque dancing and i need cute shit $noeyyyy

$ashleykatina thanks in advance loves ❤️

PayPal: https://paypal.me/luciag9. ❤️❤️

why not lol 🙏🏾

I am constantly attracting abundance and opportunity

$Tyciana Amen 🙏

$softitlita gimme some blessings

$Leaux98 Thank You Kindly 🙏🏾

🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🤗🤗🤗

Bless my Powerball ticket

I don’t care, I ain’t playin. Imma need one of these damn thangs to work, now.

I might as well not reblogging aint gone put money in my pocket

Let the universe know what you want

Cash app $drinabee if you tryna bless me

That works too I guess 😂😂 #BeTheBlessing

I mean if someone would like to bless a struggling college student, mine $neshao and I have Venmo 👀

Same if somebody wanna help me out $camjam21 😌

Somebody sent $20 for my graduation 🎓 Saturday, cash app $drinabee if you want to donate too

Yo I reblogged that goat one and I ended up getting 27 dollars in my back account cause I got a refund on a sex toy that didnt work the day after i reblogged that shit

😂💀 blessings come in every shape and form

Exactly mine was just unconventional 😂

always taking donations $ChanteEunan

Tryna start burlesque dancing and i need cute shit $noeyyyy

$ashleykatina thanks in advance loves ❤️

PayPal: https://paypal.me/luciag9. ❤️❤️

why not lol 🙏🏾

I am constantly attracting abundance and opportunity

$Tyciana Amen 🙏

$softitlita gimme some blessings

$Leaux98 Thank You Kindly 🙏🏾

🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🤗🤗🤗

Bless my Powerball ticket

6 hour workday maximum i’m not kidding, if it can’t be done in that timeframe it doesn’t need doing.

this doesn't apply to jobs like childcare

If i worked in childcare and my 6 hours were up i would start putting babies in ziploc bags and shipping them to Turkmenistan listed as endangered fruits and vegetables