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white-spotted pufferfish attracting a mate:

okay fine well if you dont wanna play dissection or mind control then what else is there

Happy Send Me On My Way Sunday

dude why is your cutie mark a cigarette burn & we arent horses

every time you go to school or work your pet has a dead wife montage about you

happy birthday to all the queers I assume it just works like horse birthdays where they all turn a year older on Jan 1.

I dont believe in unreality everything is real

blood magic is probably the coolest type of magic because imagine starting a fight and the other girl just starts cutting herself

smoking a kiss on the cheek

affirmations they will not kill me at work today. it is not in my job description to get killed. if they did kill me at work that would be weird and probably not worth it for them