Welcome To My Twisted Memes Catalog

*explodes into a shower of gore and when the red mist clears i'm completely fine but wearing a different outfit*

idgaf what college those girls went to get your damn shoes off the bed!!

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nothing wrong with me

Truly animals are some of the most numerous creatures of earth

Count em

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Nothing wrong with me

i'd love you if and only if you were a worm. bitch

forgot about my icon before making this post

nothing girl

can we talk about the impact i made here

this post is still good even without the glitch that’s how good this post is

I think that John Riccitello, the current CEO of Unity should be investigated for Insider Trading by the SEC, because he dumped his Unity stock just before they announced their new policy.

all work is cancelled. everyone stay home and do nothing and lay in bed sooooooo cutely and watch tv shows and have no obligations and kiss together

can you fly my white ass to the moon so i can play among the stars