amadeus ♡︎

sex is when u find increasingly obscure ways to injure each other

I bet being a man and needing to tell your guy friend you love him but not being able to talk about your feelings so you beat the crap out of each other instead feels good as fuck

it would be awesomesauce to unbuckle my belt with the purpose of putting my dick in someone's mouth. but all i got is this stupid coochie

you're so cute. im gonna fantasize about torturing you

Sexting: do I inspire an angry and lustful version of cuteness aggression in you?

Hey bro I just found out about this awesome thing called kissing me right on the lips wanna try

god will reward me for my suffering by allowing me to pull off a crazy scheme

yay.com/yippee

trying to flirt with him but he calls me a fucking psycho

Arguments with your mom can never just be about one thing it always has to be about your entire life and her parents and your siblings n shit under the guise of like, somebody needing to do the dishes

And then under all the layers of subtext it's actually about her currently having a headache