henlo

this is the only website that has ever made sense to me

there's something so deeply dystopian to me how tech companies don't understand that a forced convenience is not a convenience at all. i'm sure autocorrect is helpful for many, but a function that forcibly changes my actual written words and punctuation is taking away my language. photo filters can be nice but i need to choose using them myself or else i have lost the ability to take the picture i want. i don't want a machine to draw or write for me. taking away the option for me to do things manually feels like violence!!!! all this talk of endless opportunity, why are you RESTRICTING me

disgustedly throws youtube autodubbing onto the pyre pile

people will claim to be filled with whimsy and joy for life but then hate musicals……. the vile tongue of man will never cease lying

God forbid you ask a pharmacy to fill a prescription

New hairstyle “monkhawk” which is like the tonsure of a medieval European monk gelled to stick straight up forming a basket-like shape

Alongside the lovely lady we also have the wonderful woman and the great gal.

They are not kissing. Stop saying that they are kissing.

WHY AREN'T YOU FOOLS FOLLOWING MY ORDERS?!

they should invent a headache that goes away the second you drink any water at all

I swear to fucking god this website is haunted or something

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can you fuck off

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I hate it here