too funky

lesser movies than mamma mia (2008) would've made the central conflict be between the three dads and stoked endless competition and jealousy between them, fighting about who gets to be sophie's "real dad" and who has (and had) a "right" to pursue donna but mamma mia is no such movie. mamma mia is a cinematic masterpiece and as such they are pals throughout, happily go along with all the shenanigans and spend loads of quality time together throughout the film. they are just vibing! and then all three of them become the dads no questions asked. no drama! only vibing in greece

one of the biggest tragedies of early 2010s tumblr is that the devil (bbc sherlock) took root as the face of johnlock when the guy ritchie films were RIGHT there

Nah bc I’ve never hated the ending of a show/movie so viscerally that I had to disregard it entirely as canon. Like I can take a lot of shit from writers and I’ve been doing that for as long as I’ve been consuming media but go3 really pushed my buttons so far to the point where I finally went “well you’re definitely feeding me bullshit and I don’t want it.” And honestly it’s SO freeing to not try to convince myself into liking something that I just disagree so heavily with. Yeah, a part of me wishes I liked it but I think I’d be so much worse off because it’s just… so impossibly bad. I just sat there watching the end credits roll and I couldn’t believe what I was seeing on my screen because they gave me 90 minutes of actual NOTHING. For 90 minutes I let them into my house to do some final renovations and they literally fucked around with the precious time I gave them by watching paint dry and making holes in my walls and to top it all off they said “oops we messed up your house, we can’t reverse it” and burnt my house to the ground. I can’t take that seriously for even a second and I’m not going to lmfao