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*stares off into space for a second imagining shirtless tony, with strong bare arms, mid thrust, fringe falling into his face*

Ahem sorry. I went somewhere in my head there

He did have one shirtless scene in bed with Cameron last season which was nice - but yes I genuinely need him to be more performative and slutty in his scenes (characterization be damned) and like in Spies of Warsaw I need him to get pawed at by various women touching up and down his chest and forearms... and up his thighs... Perhaps various women all at once. Perhaps various women all at once, and also men.

Okay that's it. I'm starting a petition for a group sex scene where everyone worships Tony's (mostly) nude body oh so gently, so grabby and sensual and yet rough, making his gasp and arch and let out surprised sounds of pain and pleasure... Eyes shut tight. Limbs held in place, splayed so they can get their lips and teeth exactly where they want them-

WHO HURT MY BOY