daughter (non-practicing)

sister (deadbeat)

it's so hardcover –> we're so paperback

from a certain standpoint birdwatching is a sort of gacha

You should automatically get time off work until the light returns to your eyes and you feel like a real person again

april fools in a few weeks. who will ask me to be their fool

i love when sibling characters are fucked up from the same event but in opposite ways

Please give us your data 🥺🥺🥺🥺 For the children 😢‼️ all of your legal information 🙏🙏 yes 🥺 your home address? 🥺 Your government issued ID 😢❓social security number and credit card details 🤗 immigration status ❓ racial religious and gender identity 😁😢😢😢⁉️ please 🥺 did you get an abortion this year 🥺 please give us your personal information 🥺🥺🥺🥺 for the children‼️‼️

God the 11 year old girls you put on this earth to climb trees and play with plastic animals are buying foundation at the drug store

for a second i thought you meant foundation like, a building foundation. not makeup

God the 11 year old girls you put on this earth are building something great and terrible on the edge of town

the lion does not concern herself with papa