notice how its littlest pet shop and not littlest pet shelter, littlest pet adoption center, littlest pet rehabilitation. really twisted

I have a bisexual guppy and its funny as hell to watch because it seems like he’s only bi out of desperation. Like all of the female guppies are unimpressed by him, and dont accept his mating displays, and every time he fails, he goes over to a SPECIFIC male guppy (the prettiest male guppy in the tank) like PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE and that male guppy always lets him????

i would read that fanfic ngl

About my fish??

FUJOSHI FISH????

does anyone want to see a really good picture of my kitty cat

not a cat, first off

snale

music is literally so songs as fuck and dont you forget it

you are just cranky because i took something imperceptible from you and you cannot recall it in its absence but you feel the edges of it anyway

my nose!

This kitty’s sunset viewings! I am grateful for this!!!

hey, I was just at "things got better" island and everyone there is talking about how excited they are to meet you

If you stay up late to hang out with friends I don’t think you should have to be tired in the morning. I think it should be a freebie

daughter (non-practicing)

sister (deadbeat)

it's so hardcover –> we're so paperback

from a certain standpoint birdwatching is a sort of gacha

You should automatically get time off work until the light returns to your eyes and you feel like a real person again