The Blue Jay Nest

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek

why is it always a male character going mad avenging his dead wife and never a female character cradling her dying pure of heart husband in her arms then dragging the whole world down with her

First of all, this is a very clever use of this gif. Secondly, fuck you.

an old man with a suspiciously erotic body

in another universe we are cuddling as cats or perhaps bunnies

recently saw ppl discuss whether they put their medicines in a kitchen cabinet or a bathroom cabinet and i was shocked by the fact that many ppl said kitchen cabinet. so now i need you to reblog this and say where you keep yours

but for this two-faced bitch there are twice as many stars as usual

big pharma will try to sell u $20 cold medicine like spicy ramen doesnt cost like a dollar a pack and orgasms are free

big chemist will try to sell you £20 paracetamol like beans dont cost like a quid a can and havin a wank costs fock all

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

mwah is a very important word