burt backarach back crack and sack

tom scott obsession will have you giggling and kicking your feet watching videos about elevators.

if you look at music-based copyright lawsuits you will start to realize how patently ridiculous all this IP shit is. the west designed a musical system based around just 12 unique notes and there are only so many permutations and arrangements of that system to the point that inevitably, some things will sound like each other, especially in the realm of pop music where the need to capitalize on a "sound of the moment" encourages artist/genre pastiche (see: the ed sheeran v marvin gaye estate case from a few years ago). its absolutely absurd that any of these cases actually went to trial. nobody owns notes or chords, and popular songwriting swears by a certain set of chord progressions. if you really extrapolated this view to its final conclusion we would have no music and we would be paying out big bucks to the estate of the 16th century chinese scholar Zhu Zaiyu for all eternity (the often uncredited "inventor" of the math behind 12tet)

Not now kitten daddy's googling his symptoms

Daddy has five days left to live

fuck

he can infodump so deep inside me I'll have trivia running down my leg

i feel like this might be the most important thing he's ever said. to me personally at least.

*prints a stack of these to fold into paper airplanes and throw at Tom every time he brings up one of his insanely strict rules for making the YT algorithm like him*

He wrote this in 2012 before fully committing in 2014 to running a high-performing channel on an algorithm-driven ad network that hosts videos so...have fun reminding him he was wrong about this ~13 years ago ig

I'd just like to see him trying to dodge my paper airplane attack

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will someone PLEASE make that man UwU

TWO

nothing wrong with me ?

THREE

NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

FOUR

NOTHING WRONG WITH ME.

ONE!

SOMETHINGS SCOTT TO GIVE.

TWO!

SOMETHINGS SCOTT TO GIVE.

THREE!

SOMETHINGS SCOTT TO GIVE.