beetroot? y'all motherfuckers ready for beetroot?

i hope they never stop using floppy disk icons to indicate saving your file. doesn't matter how obsolete they are it's like honouring someone with a portrait on your currency

Lets dissect uncle to find his wish gland

Where do you think the comma goes

i love being on my laptop in bed like oohhh im on my laptop LOL! and im in bedddd

idk how to flirt but if you wanna argue hit me up

fujoing out again in margaritaville

theres bikes around the city you can rent but you have to use an app that needs your drivers license. theres buses that drive right to your destination, but if you dont have change you need the app. you can wash your car here if you sign into the app. you can go to the bathroom here you just have to unlock it with the app that needs your location on. you can order at this restaurant if you scan the code and download the app. im losing my freaking mind

it's genuinely bullshit that you should be required to own a mobile phone for participation in literally any aspect of life