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this is the funniest fucking thing and I’ve been thinking about it all week

no offense but I’ve never gotten over anything that’s happened to me in my life

.... Nunneries, specially during the renaissance were a safe heaven for a lot of lesbians or women who didn't want to marry... So this is a historically based joke you dumb bitch

honestly when aliens arrive we should start having sex with them as soon as possible. so when they decide to take over a lot of them already have emotional connections/physical offspring and will form a sizeable resistance. not me, i don’t want to, but i know a lot of you would be into that, and i’m telling you it’s okay, you’re actually the last hope for our species.

thank you op this means a lot

love how kids introduce themselves like “hello im johnny im five years old i know how to read” yeah cool i didnt ask for your life story asshole

U ever shade in ur brows too dark & every time u look in the mirror ur just like…… Bitch u really did the most today

That bunny from zootopia was mad curvy…