Jesus is just jealous cause I'm cooler than him

Ohhhh caesar zeppeli you done this again to my wine glasses

discourse 100% speedrun

reblog for the universe to send you a very butch girlfriend who’ll protect you like a Fabergé egg

imagine a gir;l who uhh

ohhh god i dont know

just imagine her please ..

on it!!!

dear god...

Whip Your Tits Out Wednesday everybody

ok but he slick af with it

ok but he slick af with it

ok but he slick af with it

ok but he slick af with it

ok but he slick af with it

ok but he slick af with it

Wtf did I just watch

Snoop dogg just invented coinstar for cheese

gay porn is a gift

*walks up to the bar* get me a white gilgamesh. and make it warm, its gonna be a long night

the cowards wouldnt say Barbie Dick

im always either posting harry du bois or one of those spore fuckers