I can proofread when I'm DEAD

u can be boiling alive in your mind for months and then on a random tuesday ur head gets so clear and life is worth living again and you're like damn what was all that about then

I want to eat Pikmin they just look so juicy and chewy so I look into Pikmin gummies and theres like fucking cyanide in them or something

is he... you know...

we all have that friend that reminds us of a wretched and despotic boy-king

we are so fucking back baby

if you hear someone havingng an emotional moment in the bathroom and crying in a closed stall the best thing you can do for them in that moment is shake the door really loud and growl

DELETE THIS POST

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

I think I find this post every April Fools Day and I am so happy that I do

WHAT THE FUCK

i missed it last year so i’ve had this scheduled for an entire damn year

"being in the military is hard" theres harder things. Like telling my mom she was wrong about something

I know I’m following the right people when I see this kinda stuff on my dash

@setepenre-set

I made peace years ago that one day I’d be publically executed for the crime of homestuck references on main. See you all in hell :0)

ngl if i was a elphephant id whip that thing around crazy style

shoutout to boring queer people who don’t do shit. just go to work or school and then come home to watch shows. while gay