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not naming names but some of you are so creative and talented it's an honor to have you in my phone

(Smugly, confidently) I’m the most fuckable subject in this evil as fuck laboratory

@tomcat-tango

reblog to give a strawberry to the person you reblogged this from

*does a little twirl so my lab coat flares out in a pretty way*

@salmon-slam

me *surrounded by stuffed animals*: i think i need more stuffed animals

It's fun when the robot character in the sci-fi show gets cut in half because nobody working on this type of media knows anything about robotics and you never know what you're going to find inside. Green printed circuit boards? Meat and viscera, but like in a weird colour? Just a shitload of goo?

I especially like it when the robot appears to have realistic musculature which operates via contraction, suggesting some sort of fluid-driven or shape-memory-based actuation, and then it gets dismembered and a bunch of random gears and sprockets go flying everywhere.

I like to think my engineers foresaw the likelihood of my bisection and designed a clean break point with that in mind, leaving a small compartment filled with confetti

man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great

the traditional british symbol for courage is the lion, an animal which, a careful observer will note, cannot be found there.

but with your help we can release several dozen of them onto the streets of birmingham