@spaceydragons

here’s how bernie can still win

Why revoke her “gamer” card if she obviously played all of you perfectly

this is what we in the field call an “epic pwn”

Technically, she did precisely what she promised to do.

I can’t express how much I adore this. I didn’t find out about her until recently and I feel like she just encapsulates “weaponized femininity”. She’s taking all these gross expectations of these gamer dudes and using them to take all their goddamn money.

All great suggestions 

This post gets better every time I see it

with drag becoming an increasingly cis and heterosexual thing i think we, as gays, need to invent a new thing that hets will think is provocative. i’m open to suggestions. 

I know a lot of landlords are jerks but my favorite landlord ever was an older eccentric gay man and whenever something went wrong in my apartment he would always say “I’ll send one of the boys over.” And then some absolutely shredded young man would show up in white jeans, exceptionally polite, and fix it the same day.

you had the only valid landlord ever

god i wish that were me