SHARE THE PAIN!

I don’t do drugs cuz I like them I do them 2 cope with the pain of nevar having anyone appreciate all the things I do even though I make more toys than anyone else and my holes r available but that’s not enough for some people

i literally couldnt give less of a fuck about gaming

“game is on”? yeah? “ghlf”? what is it like to lock yourself 30 minutes in the bathroom trying to piss a small droplet like youre pissing your heart out by desperately yelling at your dick and swinging it like an elephants trunk

what does this mean im having a stroke

Climbing up Mt Everest in a wingsuit so once you reach the peak you jump off and after gliding for a moment tuck your arms and legs in & torpedo yourself at top speed towards some other climber on the mountain peregrin falcon style, the collision knocks you out, kills them, the thwack of your helmet hitting their skull at 90MPH can be heard for miles, the blood sprays and freezes midair

showing up to work at costco wearing a t shirt that says KILL THE ENEMY and stone faced telling the manager that if our foes try anything tonight I will break them

the sadistic torturer hates my ass because I cant feel pain and even when I do I dont show it because Im a stone cold motherfucka

YOUR EMAIL FINDS ME ON THE FIELD OF BATTLE