The Void

I did not have parasocial relations with that man

“Don’t be afraid of the clocks, they are our time, time has been so generous to us. We imprinted time with the sweet taste of victory. We conquered fate by meeting at a certain time in a certain space. We are a product of the time, therefore we give back credit where it is due: time. We are synchronized, now and forever. I love you.” (Gonzalez-Torres, 1988)

I think if Gatsby would have just had a desperate make out session with Nick, everything would have turned out alright in the end.

I love this addition

STOP BEING FUNNIER THAN ME

Watercolor??????

ON PAPER??

-mixes the entire chart together- mwystery drink yip!

If you mix that whole chart you're either going to implode from the inside and die or start seeing in shrimp colors and understand the entirety of the universe and existence.

This is what Lex Luthor wears and how Clark Kent pronounces it to ragebait him

These guys would be the biggest hit at any Renaissance fair they went to.

the thing that really cheeses my cake about flies getting in my house is they clearly don't want to be there anyway. like at least the ants trying to steal cereal from my pantry had a goal and a plan. you are just here because you're too stupid to use a window twice

Discovered: equation that screams in agony at its own existence

fucking dialup modem equation