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thought abt Qingge's cunty ass boots again
Last year's doodle after reading Too old to be this young chapter 10 by Nadia Castillo
Will never be normal about Shen Qingqiu kissing Binghe's demon mark and. Binghe doesn't even know. HE DOESNT KNOWWWW
He just wakes up alone and thinks Shen Qingqiu left him in some random coffin. How can I be normal about this
Very silly Binggeyuan AU/fic prompt idea where Bingge has been world jumping to find his own kind shizun, finding him in different bodies every world. But every world he has another Luo Binghe who will not give their kind Shizun up.
So he's jumping worlds until he finds one where even after 5 years he is still in abyss.
So starts searching for what body the kind shizun is ...but can't find anything.
Eventually he does to interrogate this version of himself. Since he hasn't stuck to 5 years in abyss he must have been affected by kind shizun soul in some way for this change.
He finds a version of himself happily chilling in abyss studying creatures and plants....
SY got transmigrated as LBH and was so upset he didn't want to be his fav, he wanted to meet him. He has deprived world of Luo Binghe he is so sad.
Also he DOES NOT WANT A HAREM! NO WIVES PLEASE THEY ARE THE PROTAGONISTS!
He doesn't care he technically is the protagonist. No thank you.
So he is happily chilling in abyss he knows all the secrets and Meng Mo is ok with it (Meng Mo met SY and was like I have known this brat for 5 minutes if anything happens to him I am killing everyone in this room and then myself)
Plus SY is here trying to wait out the plot and the wives. if he stays in abyss he doesn't have to marry them. He is good here thank you very much.
The only other world where there is a kind shizun soul with no Luo Binghe in love with him is the world where he is Luo Binghe.

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made some cucumao stickers haha: link to pack here
bingmei and bingjie
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a bleeding heart makes you easy prey
more for the jiuyuan huli jing au.
SVSSS AU where there is a system error when transmigrating Shen Yuan, so instead of being Shen Qingqiu, he's just a random NPC, but Shen Qingqiu still suffers from a qi deviation and does actually lose his memories. Shen Yuan, who looks like Shen Qingqiu due to the botched transmigration, decides to take advantage of the memory loss and goes to Cang Qiong and claims to be Shen Qingqiu's long lost brother. Yue Qingyuan is sceptical, but all the other Peak Lords believe him and allow him to stay with Shen Qingqiu. Shen Yuan eventually gets him to agree to allow Shen Yuan to look after his disciples and he starts by making Luo Binghe's life less miserable.
Shen Qingqiu does eventually regain his memories, but he never calls Shen Yuan on his bullshit, in fact, he plays along and acts like he's been looking for Shen Yuan for years. He even tells Yue Qingyuan that Shen Yuan is an actual brother and that he could fuck off with his accusations.
Shen Yuan believes that he was able to trick Shen Qingqiu, but in reality Shen Qingqiu is lonely and likes having Shen Yuan as company, plus he no longer needs to train the disciples which was a job that he hated
He still doesn't like Luo Binghe, especially now that he takes a lot of Shen Yuan's attention, but Shen Yuan likes the beast so he doesn't do anything about it
(years down the line the Abyss arc still had to happen, but when Luo Binghe returns it's not to kill Shen Qingqiu, but to fight him for custody of Shen Yuan)
#shen brothers au but they're not actually brothers#blackened!lbh: give me sy or i will burn cqm to the ground#sj: i rather be torned limb by limb than allow sy to go with you!#sy: ?????#shen qingqiu#shen jiu#shen yuan#luo binghe#shen brothers#bingqiu#mxtx#svsss#scum villain self saving system#writing prompt#free to use (X)
Beast Tamer Wife AU.
Shen Yuan transmigrates into a wife and starts fighting for Luo Binghe's favor. Not for the sex or the prestige or anything. Those are nice but not as nice as the beasts that Luo Binghe brings back sometimes. He needs those.
Role reversal au but shen Yuan gets temporarily de-aged into a 5 year old.. at first binghe is having the time of his life. His a-yuan got even cuter!! Everytime shen yuan grabs binghes robe and looks up at him with those big eyes and says "bing-gege?" Binghe wants to scream and cry and roll around on the floor from how CUTE it is
Them at qian Cao listening to the peak lord explain what curse shen yuan must have been hit with but neither of them can focus because shen yuan keeps trying to escape binghes hold and touch the medicine bottles
Unlike his adult disciple, baby shen yuan smiles wide without hiding behind a fan, tells binghe what he wants to eat instead of saying he's fine with anything, holds out his arms for hugs and cuddles 24/7... its heaven until shen yuan asks where his family is
Binghe: you... never mentioned your family
Shen yuan: oh I have a mom and a dad and da-ge and er-ge and meimei !! Meimei is only one year old and she just learned how to call me ge :D
Binghe: aww :) okay, your friend Shang qinghua is from your hometown I'll ask him where your family is :)
Shang qinghua: Okay so the thing is........... um.....
Shen Yuan sobbing uncontrollably all night because his family isn't "in this world." No amount of hugs or snacks will make him calm down. Binghe wondering how he didn't know something like that about his favourite disciple.
When shen yuan turns back to his normal adult body, binghe tentatively brings the topic up. Shen yuan opens his fan and casually says "shizun need not worry, this disciple is no longer a child." Binghe doesn't push but he does stay awake at night wondering how much pain shen yuan doesn't share with anyone else
Continuing on this I think this would be the perfect time for shen yuan to get a little shidi
Binghe who let shen yuan out of his sight for 4 seconds: a-yuan what is that...
Shen yuan holding xiao-jiu protectively against his chest: a smoothie
Binghe: Let me see what you have A-yuan.
Shen yuan holding a feral Xiao-jiu while running past his Shizun: a shidi!
Binghe bolting after A-yuan: NO!!!

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happy bingge for gibsonrae1's donation to svsssaction! instead of amassing a harem, bingge becomes a cat dad bc happy cats make happy people! (even though the event is no longer accepting donations, perhaps consider donating to fundraisers vetted by gaza funds / gaza esims as supplies are very low!)
I haven't been able to get this out of my head for weeks, so- the Shen Yuan that transmigrates here.
A Shen Yuan who in his mortal life was a veterinarian just to do something with his life and was good at it, and now, well, he has knowledge that doesn't go away no matter what NPC he transmigrated to. He continues to work and earns a good reputation (of course modern veterinary knowledge is much better than xianxia, even if it is harder to get some medicines). It also involves a lot of trial and error being a creature and beast vet, the usual for the PIDW anti fan that is Shen Yuan.
Then one day an urgent letter arrives from the Emperor: he needs his services.
Shen Yuan is expecting anything - a wild, mythical beast? Some creature he needs to de-poison? Then, he arrives, and a worried emperor tells him that his beloved Lady Chengzi has been very ill, with no appetite and losing a lot of hair.
... Shen Yuan is suddenly faced with the fact of the HUGE number of cats that inhabit the palace. Of all colors, all species, as if a crazy dude with lots stacks of fish in Minecraft had collected all the cats in a village.
But, that's okay. At least there are no harem dramas if those cute little kittens replace the Emperor's conquests. And a quick inspection tells him that Lady Chengzi has a bit of stomach irritation, which should be purged. She is probably stressed!! Lady Chengzi needs to change her food, more brushing so she doesn't swallow hair when washing, and perhaps try to get her to spend less time with the other more playful or noisy cats to lower her stress levels.
Following the instructions to the letter, Lady Chengzi recovers! And now Shen Yuan is asked to check on each of Lord Luo's cats, and then stays for tea. And Luo Binghe not only uses to check the health of his spoiled, beloved and beautiful cats, but also to see the nice vet who does his job best. Luo Binghe is definitely planning to marry him, he is an excellent match and extremely capable of taking care of his kittens and loving them as they deserve. He even remembers all their names and treats them according to their personalities!!
Yes, Luo Binghe has found his perfect future empress in him. He just must learn how to court and conquer him in a way that the clueless vet CAN understand - since apparently questions like if he wants to staying for dinner or staying forever are still very subtle.
Uh oh! The rarepair got to me