Cannot get over how accurate those text images are in describing the intonation of the dialogue.

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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Sweet Seals For You, Always
One Nice Bug Per Day

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Cannot get over how accurate those text images are in describing the intonation of the dialogue.

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if eridians could dream, do you think they could have nightmares?
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@justcakethanks is this anything? /silly
Happy birthday🎂!!!
ehhh this one isn't super original but i dont think I've seen anyone do it yet? idk man the more the merrier imo
nothing here to run from
@sarasplenda has funny ideas
reblogs are highly appreciated, and please do not repost my art

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Merch Grace & Rocky ✦ Project Hail Mary !!
I'm obsessed with the movie and Ryan Gosling. There's a sketch at the end featuring my favorite scientist and engineer in all of space. 💫 Available in my ACG now 🔗 @/sodapanque acggoods
I read something funny about rocky artificially increasing Graces lifespan and I wanted to doodle it ,,, okay that’s all
He’s so whimsical I love him
I believe authors should be cryptic and unhelpful in the interpretation of their own work or even act like they’re dead and never comment on it ever
working on caleb nuzzle and it took me way too long to realize why he looks off
Hey idk who needs this but helpful reminder that "virgin blood" in any witchcraft shit that requires that means "virgin" in the same sense as "virgin hair" means hair that hasn't been dyed or processed in any way, natural in the default sense. So no, "virgin blood" doesn't mean blood from a virgin, just blood that hasn't been used for any other kind of witchy shit earlier.
Whether nor not someone has fucked before is completely irrelevant. Any act of fucking doesn't instantly make someone contaminated or un-magic any of their shit. You're just not supposed to re-use blood for blood magic. That's just not. Just do not. Like that's just weird who does that.
no wait that- no that's not- no.
Unles you've like, poured out ALL OF YOUR BLOOD, used it for a spell, and then somehow SIPHONED THE WHOLE THING BACK IN, that doesn't mean the blood on the inside of you is also used. And even then, if you'd had your sacrifical blood IV'd back into your body-
actually nevermind, I need to draw a graph to illustrate:
I hope this helps.
The blood inside of you is used. Constantly. It's why there is blood there.
If anything, the blood on the outside is unused.
damn they ain't lying, it is like talking to a fucking genie with you people.
Once again, why does the coital status of the genie matter? Didn't we just get through with the how much sex you've had doesn't influence the magic talk?

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Listen to me. Listen to me. Listen to me. Listen to me.
I know there is a lot of discourse (tm) around this right now but listen to me
sometimes you do just have to lie to children.
If, when my toddler is, you know, toddling around saying “mama? Big ball?”
If I were lean down and say “unfortunately the big beach ball for some reason fills you with such an unadulterated rage that is beyond human comprehension that you scream until you pass out, so mama had to remove the beach ball from the premises until you can better regulate your emotions” she would simply stare at me like I had 3 heads full of equal betrayal.
So, for now, instead “big ball went night night!”
Please understand when I say “removed the ball from the premises” I mean I popped it in a fit of exhausted confusion. I murdered the beach ball.
See I’ve lied to you all too and it was better this way.
you can’t just leave this in the tags etc.
You can’t be funnier then me on my own posts, I’m in tears from laughter
The absurd story is even better without the confusion.