Hyperfixation: ORV, LCF, GSGW, PHM

Ryland Grace, seconds before losing consciousness: did--did you just reference Parks and Rec

The softest girl you’ve ever seen

og caption: “so there’s this trend going around where you put something “that takes the edge off” between your fingers… but the office kind of ran wild with it 😳 my Japanese salarymen are up to no good again 🙏”

so hiccups are a human thing right?

Imagine you float up from near death and some old guy is poking you in the face and humming

Okay wait one more

“Aww. They were checking on him!” I said, like a normal person. Internally, I thought “Maybe you could do the thing you do with dead pets, where you show them to the living pets so the living pet understands they’re gone. But I guess if you did that to a bunch of scavenging species, they’d be like “Well, that’s very sad but he IS food now.” So what you’d need, for human sensibilities, is some sort of transparent corpse barrier. Like a see-through coffin oh that’s what the dwarves were doing! You’ve stopped paying attention to this conversation about the loss of a beloved family member you gotta phase back in.”

I think about “better make it hurt. better kill me in one shot” every day and i thought it was from an anime but no it’s from this joker

joe biben: fabulous. pass me the Improbable Meat

i will have u all know i breathe nothing but the Finest Quality Airs. and they are loaded chock full with Nutrience

you wish my air is poison junior? you want me to imagine dragon breathing in the chemical? giuseppe, smite this fool

WOW

Cre idea: @Min_tramcam (on X)

Depression?

Snow ❄️

everyone be niceys to him or she’ll blow this whole antarctica up

They deserve a happy ending!!