Hyperfixation: ORV, LCF, GSGW, PHM

the second thought is that he'd definitely be one of those laughably huge flemmish giant rabbits. like, he's a bunny, but he's also six-foot-seven and covered in muscle. so you've got a grown ass man with biceps as thick as your thighs begging you on hands and knees to swallow him whole, going on an on and on about how much stronger you must be than him, how his weak little rabbit body doesn't compare to yours, etc. honestly, it might just be less trouble to sink your teeth into him at this point.

I saw something recently that resonated with me: “Access shouldn't depend on who has the energy to fight for it.” And I’ve never agreed with anything more.

Tagging IL and PHM as well, only because it could also be interpreted as a platonic crossover between the two movies instead.

I would like a million dollars so I can give it to this man to carve whatever he wants in wood surfaces all over my dream house and also any public buildings he feels like, please.

Ryland Grace, seconds before losing consciousness: did--did you just reference Parks and Rec

The softest girl you’ve ever seen

og caption: “so there’s this trend going around where you put something “that takes the edge off” between your fingers… but the office kind of ran wild with it 😳 my Japanese salarymen are up to no good again 🙏”

so hiccups are a human thing right?

Imagine you float up from near death and some old guy is poking you in the face and humming

Okay wait one more

“Aww. They were checking on him!” I said, like a normal person. Internally, I thought “Maybe you could do the thing you do with dead pets, where you show them to the living pets so the living pet understands they’re gone. But I guess if you did that to a bunch of scavenging species, they’d be like “Well, that’s very sad but he IS food now.” So what you’d need, for human sensibilities, is some sort of transparent corpse barrier. Like a see-through coffin oh that’s what the dwarves were doing! You’ve stopped paying attention to this conversation about the loss of a beloved family member you gotta phase back in.”

I think about “better make it hurt. better kill me in one shot” every day and i thought it was from an anime but no it’s from this joker