constant panic

wings: “humans don’t like things they can’t understand, so if we’re going to levitate we should have wings. in fact we should probably have lots of wings, since we’re so big and impressive. humans like wings”

loud, booming voices: “fuck off Azrael the humans needs to be able to hear us.”

glowing: “no no no, it’s about visibility, right? the main human sensory organ works by detecting light, so if we emit light…” 

wheels: “why the hell are you shaped like that?” “piss off, the humans are really proud of this invention”

multiple faces/eyes: “it makes me relatable” “i swear to God it doesn’t–” “i need to see in every direction” “ Azrael you are a supernatural messenger of god you do not need–” “THE HUMANS NEED TO KNOW I’M WATCHING”

multiple limbs: “humans have lots of limbs! they like limbs” “look i let you keep the wings but–” “how do you expect me to walk?” “70,000 feet is not a reasonable number of feet, Azrael!” “fuck off i’m ENORMOUS” 

SAVE THE PRE MARITAL NOSE EJACULATION TILL THEY PUT A RING ON IT OR YOU WILL BE CONDEMNED TO HELL

it’s their art and they deserve to be credited. its watermarked so people don't steal it and claim them as their own. 

Catherine wants to make people more aware about how important it is to be aware of these issues.

She knew him for 20 years. He worked as a police officer. 90 days as a punishment is such a pathetic sentence. Total rubbish. this guy is evil and who knows how many victims of his assaults have stayed unknown. What a scums serve in the law enforcement… 

(don’t put it in the tags we can have like a whole chain of epic one-liners) 

mermaid: deep connection to the ocean, coral/shell accessories, long wavy hair, real life ariel but in the opposite way, naturally good swimmer, diving in the great barrier reef

pirate: rowdy, the sass™, the sea’s their s.o., playfully savage, adventurous & can’t stand boredom, bandanas, always seeking for something, having a high sense of pride and values

oracle: somehow knows anything about anyone, spiritual, interested in tarot cards &/or voodoo, witchy, has/wants crystals, into potions & foresees some events, wants a reptile or amphibian pet, just knows™

marine: follows and needs orders/guidelines, determined, would follow you into the eye of a tornado, righteous, strong beliefs & standards, loyal doggy, deep blue water, can’t stand unfairness aka literal justice warrior

like ill intsagate fights, spill the tea, be a loud ass bitch, no filter

deepest apologies dear followers for deceiving you into believing im a human

Yesterday was National Clean Off Your Desk Day. We cleaned off our desks, and all we got out of that was this draft. Anyway, consider clearing your workspace. That way, you’ll have tons more space to fill up again with whatever your heart desires but doesn’t need!

my will written in sharpie on a severed cardboard box flap

Cleaned up & coloured the gamer boy piece!

anyway it is super important to me u know that scientists have successfully performed head transplants on mice

currently there’s not much scientific interest in head transplants because:

they’re highly experimental, involving huge risk 

It involves severing and re-attaching both the blood supply and spinal cord.

Any transplant would involve widespread nerve damage. With current tech, the spine will never heal completely

even if there is no shortage of patients with living heads and dying bodies, healthy donor bodies would be hard to find. Basically you’d need someone who 

is brain dead/died from a headwound

left behind an otherwise healthy body

signed the right paperwork before they died

And before anyone asks NO this not going to make anyone immortal. Brains still age no matter what they’re attached to, and the surgery requires a huge deal of physical trauma, meaning younger patients or more likely to survive.

Also heart transplant patients already have an iffy survival rate. Head transplants would be way riskier. 

The recovery time will be extensive