RM.EXE

Good elf names:

oh right, technically i sell t-shirts

this is a very important photo because it demonstrates a key fashion property of the shirt which the product image fails to show: namely that

It faked it's death, and went into hiding. Or it did die but it got revived by a necromancer or something, and became like a time traveling 19th century famous person that came to the future, and realized that they ain't famous now and just layed low.

one day you will stand before god in judgment

I vote that more hero/arch nemesis duos should be divorced-with-children. I want to see a cgi heavy superpowered action scene take place against a backdrop of custody & visitation negotiations.