what

ive heard if its all gone wrong and is fucked beyond repair you can still use it for banana bread

"you should be at the club" i should be in the woods. performing the ritual.

does getting cursed by a witch show up in drug tests

that poll going around of the guy who thought "people only eat tofu as a bit because they're deranged vegans" or whatever really crystalizes something that i have never been able to precisely say - which is "a nonzero fraction of people who start picky-eater discourse just happen to precisely hate those foods which are not from north america and refuse to introspect on this whatsoever"

In contrast some people say "there aren't any picky eaters in Asia 🙄" but this is laughably untrue. I have a cousin in India who refused until his 20s to eat anything in a sauce. as you can imagine in India this was difficult. he basically had to pick things out of curry and wipe them dry

I do wonder if The Girl from Prague knows she’s The Girl from Prague

Hey, hey, look me in the eyes when I tell you this okay? The whole "do trans women or trans men have it worse?" debate going on right now is the most obvious CIA bullshit on earth cause honestly we've both got it pretty shitty and fighting each other isn't helping anyone

thinking about getting a stick n' poke from a hot punk boy rn. Sitting in his bathroom or kitchen with loud music playing

Shall I compare thee to some shit that's gay?

they’re foreclosing on my mind palace